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Man.......
Bout 3 times already, ate some roast turkey sandwiches for dinner.
Khan went shopping and she brought home some deli sliced up turkey from wally world.
Sure was good going in.
Coming out not so much.
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And she wants me to take her on some shopping spree at opry mills looking for clothes around 10 am this morning.
Great......
Clothes shopping with a woman.
The schits
And large #,s of people.
Fuuuuuuck me..............
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Unfortunate. Explosive diarrhea & clothes shopping with the wife sounds sounds highly unappealing.
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l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
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π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π₯΄π₯΄π₯΄π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
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Unfortunate. Explosive diarrhea & clothes shopping with the wife sounds sounds highly unappealing. I think the worst is over and should be GTG. Clothes shopping with a woman.... All the questions they ask you when trying on schit or just looking at schit on the racks No right answers their are possible. All the fugging waiting... We all see that poor guy out with his old lady clothes shopping at times. A glad it's not me moment. A it sucks to be you right now kinda thing. Well Im gonna be that guy today... Married man captive guy out clothes shopping with da wife. Just keep my chin up and take my punishment..... Fuuuuck....π€¦ββοΈπ¬π¬ππππππ
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Most restaurants and grocery store deli's aren't safe places to eat anymore... Now were just like a third world schithole... Good morn'in america... How are ya...
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Lol!!!! Mr. Hankyπ₯΄π₯΄πππ
I'm gonna try and go back to bed
Been about half hour since the last toy water rocket blast off..π¬
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Imodium is your best friend.
From a former long haul driver.
Eating whatever/wherever you can, and operating
where you can't get to shΓ―tters or the woods,
one soon becomes accustomed to shooting Butt Coffee.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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It happens to the best of us,  I cannot stand shopping for clothes,
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The first store you go in, scream "Oh muh Gerd! Muh azzhole is on far!" as loud as you can, then grab your buttcheeks and waddle back out to the car. That should end the shopping trip.
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Going clothes shopping with the Mrs is worse than a case of the schidts. Your day is about to get worse
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In the end, it'll all come out OK.
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Hey Rene, just scarf down an MRE and that will seal you up for a few days! LOL
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Frog---OUT!
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Wander over to the bra aisle and stare at the mannequins. You'll never go clothes shopping again.
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Is it just me or do the massive case of the schittz, MCOTS,...
By definition only happen between 2 AM and 4 AM ....
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Sucks to be you!
I had a case of ass piss a week ago, stomach flu though that lasted 36+hours. My wife doesn't take me clothes shopping thankfully. Hope it's not too bad, you'll live though.
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Funny how a woman will waste your whole ferkinβ day at an outlet mall, but huffs and puffs if you wanna stop by the gun store on the way home.
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I never buy poultry cold cuts for that reason, though they are very tempting. Only poultry I eat is cooked and stored by meself. Hang tough!
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Sitting on the toilet or shopping with a woman? Hmmmm tuff choice , on is just as painful as the other.
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