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"I took the head off Elvis, filled Fred up to his pelvis, Yabba-Dabba-Doo, the King is gone!"

David Frizzell, I'm Gonna Hire Wino to Decorate our Home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjZQpzvg0Hs

Great

I was initially only thinking of traditional country songs, this is only slightly out of that genre.

I was born in a dump
My momma died and my daddy got drunk
Left me here to die or grow
In the middle of Tobacco Road

Don't have time, before I get to my hockey game, to read through all 11 pages,


but has anyone proposed:

"Put another log on the fire"

One I prefer...............


"Leave this long haired country boy alone".

Whiskey river take my mind…..

Lyrics that were never produced ''I love you so F'n much I could schitt''.

From old 70's truckers joke album.

Say hey, good lookin' - what ya got cookin'?
How's about cooking somethin' up with me?
Hey, sweet baby - don't you think maybe
We can find us a brand new recipe?

Where have all the flowers gone?

Countin' flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playin' solitaire 'til dawn with a deck of 51
Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me, I've nothin' to do

My father had a Randall knife
My mother gave it to him
When he went off to World War II
To save us all from ruin
Now if you've ever held a Randall knife
You'll know my father well
And if a better blade was ever made
It was probably forged in hell

He's one of those who knows that life
Is just a leap of faith
Spread your arms and hold your breath
Always trust your cape

Honey, I don’t want to talk, I just want to watch the game
You cry wishin’ I’d been different
I hoped you had stayed the same
Somewhere there’s a lesson ‘bout sex and love and shame
But I don’t want to talk, I just want to watch the game.

Blue eyes crying’ in the rain

You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille with 4 hungry children and a crop in the field

I went sky diving’ I went rocky mountain climbing’ I went 2 point 7 seconds on a bull named fu Manchu

Now if you lose your one and only,
There's always room here for the lonely,
To watch your broken dreams,
Dance in and out of the beams,
Of a neon moon.

Rainy night in Georgia, Kentucky rain,
Here comes that rainy day feeling again.
Blue eyes cryin’ in the early morning rain,
They go on and on, but no two the same,
Oh how I wish I could blame,
All these songs about rain.

Some folks say that I'm egotistical
Hell I don't even know what that means
I guess it has something to do with the way I feel out my skin tight blue jeans....

I wish a buck was still silver...

Sir, I made a simple post, and you attacked me. I did not do anything to you or your buddies. I mind my own business and I don't publish childish bullshit on the Fire about anybody but when you, a bully, started it I will be glad to play your game. Yes, I have high standards. I don't bother anyone on the Campfire or anywhere else but if you want to be a bully so be it. I will stand up to you and if you don't like it GFY and get some therapy while you're doing it with your circle of bully friends. You are not a man, you are a childish bully who probably stole the little kid's milk money when you were 10 years old in the 2nd grade. And yes, you are still an arrogant prick! I'm sure you lied about your location being Hollywood but if that is true, you certainly fit right in.

Hey psycho - same guy