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Originally Posted by model70man
Screw you too hillestadj. I see you are a bully prick also. Why do you want to shoot your f--u--c--k--n--g mouth off and attack an old man like me who has never cocked off to anyone's posts unless I have been attacked by [bleep] like you first!


Why is an old man getting so worked up about words on the innawebs? Calm down before you stroke out Elmer.


...also learn how the quote function works. People are going to start thinking you're retarded...

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Thanks for the advice.

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Watch out for the uncertain vagaries of life.

"And always keep an edge on your knife, son
Always keep an edge on your knife
'Cause a good sharp edge
Is a man's best hedge
Against the vague uncertainties of life

Yes, a good sharp edge
Is a man's best hedge
Against the uncertain vagaries of life"


The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)

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Let's not forget these, if this is considered "country"

"In the Big Rock Candy Mountains,
The jails are made of tin
And you can walk right out again,
As soon as you are in
There ain't no short-handled shovels,
No axes, saws or picks,
I'ma goin' to stay
Where you sleep all day,
Where they hung the jerk
That invented work
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains"


The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)

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Originally Posted by Buckshot77
The first one that comes to mind.

"It may be lonely at the top, but it's a bitch at the bottom" Jamey Johnson


Actually Keith Whitley sang it first



Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.

Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Originally Posted by worriedman
Originally Posted by gregintenn
Mr. Peabody's coal train done hauled it away.

Down by the Green River where Paradise lays.



The West Kentucky Parkway goes right by there, and I think about that song every time I pass by.

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Some guys can turn it on a dime, or turn it right downtown, but I need 40 acres to turn this rig around.

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As long as old men sit and talk about the weather
As long as old women sit and talk about old men


People sleep peaceably in their beds at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
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Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.


They say everything happens for a reason.
For me that reason is usually because I've made some bad decisions that I need to pay for.
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"This time, he's over her for good.." From the best country song ever...

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My baby thinks he’s a train!

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"Hello Darlin"

Lots of good ones mentioned.


The cow is where you are, the bull is where you want to be.

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There a tear in my beer

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And I guess you'd call it my bad luck, I hope he rests in peace, the trouble is The fellow owes me forty bucks.




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The Biggest Lies by David Allan Coe, "This'll only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in. I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth."

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I remember the year that Clayton Delaney died
Nobody ever knew it but I went out in the woods and I cried
Well I know there's a lotta big preachers that know a lot more than I do
But it could be that the good Lord likes a little picking too




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She drank Canadian whiskey
Pure blended whiskey
She drank it like wine
Her eyes were the color
Of Canadian whiskey
Pure blended whiskey
So light brown and fine

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She thinks my tractors sexy.


Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!

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Don’t you cry Darlin’
But it’s a cryin’ shame
I was hooked on that whiskey so bad
I didn’t know my name when I died
Don’t you cry Darlin’, it’s not your fault
I was stealing time from the Devil
And I…just got caught.

David Allen Coe


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That don't impress me much.


Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!

Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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