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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, every time I fart, it sounds like the word Honda."
The doctor looked him over but couldn't find an explanation. The doctor sent him to a specialist who also was clueless. So a couple months later the man is at his dentist and he asks if the dentist knows any good doctors to see about his odd flatulence.
The Dentist chuckled and said, "Well thank you for telling me. I'll make sure and find your abcessed tooth and remove it."
The guy replies "Oh? How do you know I have an abcess?"
The dentist replies "Everyone knows that abcess makes the fart go Honda!"
I prefer classic.
Semper Fi
I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally
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I have a few tomatoes for you.... They have been sitting on the table for to or three months at this pounrt...
-OMotS
"If memory serves fails me..."
Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay "
Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder or in this case abscess makes the fart go Honda . One is an old saying the other is a punch line to a bad joke .
Grumpy old man with a gun.....Do not touch .
Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
Don't bother my monument and I'll leave yours alone.
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5 out of 6 Scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
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