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When asked how far he went the explorer said; I was so far North, the North star was South!

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Head for the round house Nellie,he can’t corner you there

Cheaper than a pair of split- cowhide shoes

She’s got him twitched like a Georgia Mule

He looked like he got hit with a harness tug

Bad as a Cribben Horse

Better than a soap Poultice

He is going to Town he got on his sugar watered starched overalls

He’s got his self a pocket full of flub-Stubs,going to town

Prettier than a new sack of seed corn

Prettier than new pair of 5 buckle overshoes

Coming into money, he’s smoking tailor mades

His dog so lazy , if you a hot poker under his ass , he’d lay there and howl instead of getting up and move

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Busier than a cucumber in a women’s prison.


I prefer classic.
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I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally
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That’s harder than a dump truck full of neck bones!

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Livin ain’t killed me yet, but it’s workin on it!
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Sweating more than a whore in church.

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Prettier than a bucket full of hog livers. laugh

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Why do I have to press 1, for English?
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Hotter n two boys kissin.

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Prettier than a petunia in a patch of chigger weed!


Livin ain’t killed me yet, but it’s workin on it!
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Colder than a school marms heart.
So ugly, she could scare the flies off a gut wagon.
So ugly, she could make a freight train take a dirt road.
If he was a muskrat, he would chew off three legs and still be in the trap.

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Scarcer than hens teeth.

That dog won’t hunt.

If his lips are moving, he’s lying.

Feel like I have been rode hard and put up wet.

I’m going to box your ears.

I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire.

Drunk as Cooter Brown.

Highflutin.


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Hotter than a half fuxxed fox in a forest fire
Hotter’n three in a bed
Queer as a three dollar bill
If ya can’t swallow it, spit it out
She got a bee in her bonnet ( that’s when she is mad)
Tighter than skin on a grape
Tighter than 10 coats of paint
The s h I t s gettin deep

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I heard this a lot growin’ up (we were pretty poor)… wish in one hand and $hit in the other and see which one fills up faster.

We lived so far back in the woods we got Monday night football on Thursday night!

Is a frogs a$$ water tight?!?

That kids so ugly had to tie a pork chop around his/her neck to get the dogs to play with ‘em.

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𝐎𝐥𝐝 𝐇𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐖𝐢𝐬𝐝𝐨𝐦:

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

Keep skunks, bankers, and politicians at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

If you don't take the time to do it right, you'll find the time to do it twice.

Don't corner something that is meaner than you.

Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.

It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel word.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

Don't be banging your shin on a stool that's not in the way.

Borrowing trouble from the future doesn't deplete the supply.

Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.

Don’t judge folks by their relatives.

Silence is sometimes the best answer.

Don‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin' you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

The biggest troublemaker you’ll ever have to deal with watches you from the mirror every mornin’.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good judgment comes from experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.

If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.

Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

Most times, it just gets down to common sense.


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Originally Posted by Whelenman
BOY? You call boy? I’ve got enough hair on my azz to weave two Indian blankets, and you call me boy??
Yep. And I'd call an alligator a lizard, too!


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He would rather climb a tree and tell a lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth!

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Uglier than an outhouse door on a tuna boat

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“Does a bear $hit in the woods?” Is quite common, but this is real redneck:

Are the Kennedys gun shy?


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If chitt could fly he'd have wings.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Shining like a diamond in a goat’s ass


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Looks like she fell out the ugly tree and hit every limb down.

Talking about an ugly woman "I'd hit that.... With a baseball bat"

I wouldn't touch her with a 10ft pole.

I wouldn't fuçk her with your diçk

Taste so good it'll make your tongue slap your brains out.

Looks like something the dogs drug up and the cats won't drag off.


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