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God bless America
Except Idaho, Fugg Idaho
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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"Wine me dine me 69 me"
Very first girl I had sex with saw that on a bumper sticker and my life was forever changed.
Lynne Stark was a beauty.
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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Found a box of stuff I had forgotten about. Still applies. Have no idea how they went sideways. P ![[Linked Image]](https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/gallery/80/full/192668.jpeg)
“When Tyranny becomes Law, Rebellion becomes Duty”
Colossians 3:17 (New King James Version)
"And whatever you do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through Him."
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Seen a bunch of “I eat ass” stickers lately. Drive throughs. Wherever. I’m kinda fascinated and I’m kinda grossed out. So I gotta see who’s driving that car and exactly who & what the [bleep] they’re trying to say….
I mean, I’ve eaten a few asses. The 11 types. When you just can’t help yourself it’s so intoxicating.
But, I do t care how hot or not the chic is, I’m not about having MY azzz eht. No thanks.
So anyway, who all’s driving these cars with that sticker?….
Fugging gender unidentifiable millennials. From my observations. Or gen z’ers
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Don't agree with bumper stickers, your already to stupid to comment
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The one that cracked me up was a bumper sticker that my female coworker’s husband had on the back of his car.
“G-Spot inspector”
I asked her about it one day. She had no idea what it meant. LOL
“No one in hell can ever say I went to Christ and He rejected me.
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It is irrelevant what you think. What matters is the TRUTH.
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Make Gitmo Great Again!!
Who gave the order to stop counting votes in the swing states on the night of November 3/4, 2020?
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mechanic I knew had one on his toolbox, "Speed costs money, How fast do you want to go?
there is no man more free than he who has nothing left to lose --unknown--
" If it bleeds we can kill it" Conan The Barbarian
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My favorite: Five out of four people don't understand fractions.
Way too true.
When you can get the last word with an echo, you may have the last word with your wife. - Chief Joseph, Nez Perce
If goose was the only meat, there would be a lot more vegetarians. - Lloyd Adams, waterfowl hunter
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We had a guy at work years ago that was always playing practical jokes on people. He milked them for every horse laugh he could. Some were borderline bad taste... One day, some "person" to remain anonymous, put a "honk if you're gay" sticker with a rainbow over it, on the bumper of his car. He was always in a hurry, and wasn't very observant, so he drove around like that for over a week. He had guys pulling up at stop lights and waving and smiling off and on for the entire week until he figured out what was going on. He pretty much stopped the jokes after that.
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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
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Wag more, bark less.
The freedoms we surrender today will be the freedoms our grandchildren will never know existed.
The men who wrote the Second Amendment didn't just finish a hunting trip, they just finished liberating a nation.
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Not really a bumper sticker, more of a tailgate decal. I saw it on the way home from the range last week. Had me fooled at first. Ron ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/bNtcmGRL/F52287-D0-8482-4-A08-B7-E5-9-D03-DA7-E2881.png)
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
Orwell
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God bless America
Except Idaho, Fugg Idaho LOTS of Idahoans want LOTS of Californians to think exactly that and to take their liberal crap elsewhere.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Years ago on the back of my '65 ford truck I had "Illiterate? Write for free help!
Two guys rolled up behind me at an intersection and the passenger asked the driver what it meant...The Driver laughing is a funny memory!
"Camping places fix themselves in your mind as if you had spent long periods of your life in them.
You will remember a curve of your wagon track in the grass of the plain like the features of a friend."
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"Where are you Lee Harvey Oswald
When we need you???"
Even birds know not to land downwind!
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