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What's the twist rate on the water stream?

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if you aren't sitting on it when you turn it on, it will hit the wall

learned that during installation


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So when the high pressure stream of water hits my dingleberries in what I like to call “Butthole Forest”, where does the chit residue go from there? I’m assuming it is being scattered in all directions?

Perhaps you need the stream to hit your ball sack as well.

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Originally Posted by Jeffrey
So when the high pressure stream of water hits my dingleberries in what I like to call “Butthole Forest”, where does the chit residue go from there? I’m assuming it is being scattered in all directions?

Perhaps you need the stream to hit your ball sack as well.

Well, you know how a shooting range needs a backstop, right?


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I live a way out in the sticks, we don't have any of those French things... why do you want to walk around with a wet crotch ?


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Originally Posted by AdventureBound
Anyone notice the similarity in spelling for these two words?

Bidet — Biden

I belive the 'Bidet' was named after the famous French actress / singer / movie star - Brigitte Bidet.

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Originally Posted by KFWA
if you aren't sitting on it when you turn it on, it will hit the wall

And if you are sitting on it, what does it hit, the fan???



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Originally Posted by atvalaska
I live a way out in the sticks, we don't have any of those French things... why do you want to walk around with a wet crotch ?

its better than a case of mud butt


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Flushable wet wipes are your friend.


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You could just cut your nuts off, and solve the wet nut problem.

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Originally Posted by Kenlguy
Flushable wet wipes are your friend.

They say they are flushable but there is no such thing. They will plug up any sewer system you are connected to including city sewer systems ....


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You need to turn in your man card.

Ghey fo sho.

If a clean ass is gay then color me queer.

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Installed two during the March 2020 toilet paper shortage. Will never be without one.


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Originally Posted by P_Weed
Originally Posted by AdventureBound
Anyone notice the similarity in spelling for these two words?

Bidet — Biden

I belive the 'Bidet' was named after the famous French actress / singer / movie star - Brigitte Bidet.
Actually it's named after the 46th POTUS, Joseph R Bidet, at least he's good for something.


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Unless they put out about 1500psi, they ain't gonna do what I need.

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Originally Posted by Heym06
You could just cut your nuts off, and solve the wet nut problem.




Or install a bidet, which is the non-surgical equivalent.



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I think they call that an enema.

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Originally Posted by tndrbstr
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I clean my ass in the shower. Balls too.
You don’t schitt in the shower too do you?
laugh
Waffle stomp.


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Originally Posted by smarquez
Originally Posted by tndrbstr
Originally Posted by Jeffrey
I clean my ass in the shower. Balls too.
You don’t schitt in the shower too do you?
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Waffle stomp.
Heel and toe it down the drain.

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