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Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17259148 05/18/22 Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 760 E elkmtb Campfire Regular elkmtb Campfire Regular E Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 760 What's the twist rate on the water stream?

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17259156 05/18/22 Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 23,530 Southern Ohio KFWA OP Campfire Ranger OP KFWA Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 23,530 Southern Ohio if you aren't sitting on it when you turn it on, it will hit the wall learned that during installation have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17259177 05/18/22 Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 5,184 TX J Jeffrey Campfire Tracker Jeffrey Campfire Tracker J Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 5,184 TX So when the high pressure stream of water hits my dingleberries in what I like to call “Butthole Forest”, where does the chit residue go from there? I’m assuming it is being scattered in all directions? Perhaps you need the stream to hit your ball sack as well.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion Jeffrey #17259233 05/18/22 Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 7,988 Oregon Sheister Campfire Outfitter Sheister Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 7,988 Oregon Originally Posted by Jeffrey So when the high pressure stream of water hits my dingleberries in what I like to call “Butthole Forest”, where does the chit residue go from there? I’m assuming it is being scattered in all directions? Perhaps you need the stream to hit your ball sack as well. Well, you know how a shooting range needs a backstop, right? Never underestimate your ability to overestimate your ability.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17259275 05/18/22 Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 15,350 907novacancynenana atvalaska Campfire Ranger atvalaska Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 15,350 907novacancynenana I live a way out in the sticks, we don't have any of those French things... why do you want to walk around with a wet crotch ? I work harder than a ugly stripper....

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion AdventureBound #17259276 05/18/22 Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,780 Dakota Territory P P_Weed Campfire Outfitter P_Weed Campfire Outfitter P Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,780 Dakota Territory Originally Posted by AdventureBound Anyone notice the similarity in spelling for these two words? Bidet — Biden I belive the 'Bidet' was named after the famous French actress / singer / movie star - Brigitte Bidet.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17259337 05/18/22 Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 45,993 Colorado S smokepole Campfire 'Bwana smokepole Campfire 'Bwana S Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 45,993 Colorado Originally Posted by KFWA if you aren't sitting on it when you turn it on, it will hit the wall And if you are sitting on it, what does it hit, the fan??? A wise man is frequently humbled.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion atvalaska #17259401 05/18/22 Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 23,530 Southern Ohio KFWA OP Campfire Ranger OP KFWA Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 23,530 Southern Ohio Originally Posted by atvalaska I live a way out in the sticks, we don't have any of those French things... why do you want to walk around with a wet crotch ? its better than a case of mud butt have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17259428 05/18/22 Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 5,233 Yakima WA Kenlguy Campfire Tracker Kenlguy Campfire Tracker Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 5,233 Yakima WA Flushable wet wipes are your friend. I could wish a lot of things on my worst enemy but neuropathy ain't one of them.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17259465 05/18/22 Joined: Nov 2015 Posts: 5,590 Orygun H Heym06 Campfire Tracker Heym06 Campfire Tracker H Joined: Nov 2015 Posts: 5,590 Orygun You could just cut your nuts off, and solve the wet nut problem.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion Kenlguy #17259506 05/18/22 Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 7,988 Oregon Sheister Campfire Outfitter Sheister Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 7,988 Oregon Originally Posted by Kenlguy Flushable wet wipes are your friend. They say they are flushable but there is no such thing. They will plug up any sewer system you are connected to including city sewer systems .... Never underestimate your ability to overestimate your ability.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion Ghostinthemachine #17259563 05/18/22 Joined: Mar 2020 Posts: 3,813 NC Mountains B BuckHaggard Campfire Tracker BuckHaggard Campfire Tracker B Joined: Mar 2020 Posts: 3,813 NC Mountains Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye You need to turn in your man card. Ghey fo sho. If a clean ass is gay then color me queer.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17259582 05/18/22 Joined: May 2010 Posts: 7,336 The West Mountain P Poconojack Campfire Tracker Poconojack Campfire Tracker P Joined: May 2010 Posts: 7,336 The West Mountain Installed two during the March 2020 toilet paper shortage. Will never be without one. "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Hunter S. Thompson

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion P_Weed #17259616 05/18/22 Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,554 Alaska AkMtnHntr Campfire Ranger AkMtnHntr Campfire Ranger Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,554 Alaska Originally Posted by P_Weed Originally Posted by AdventureBound Anyone notice the similarity in spelling for these two words? Bidet — Biden I belive the 'Bidet' was named after the famous French actress / singer / movie star - Brigitte Bidet. Actually it's named after the 46th POTUS, Joseph R Bidet, at least he's good for something. That's ok, I'll ass shoot a dink. Steelhead

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17259626 05/18/22 Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 4,590 Northern California RUM7 Campfire Tracker RUM7 Campfire Tracker Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 4,590 Northern California "The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?" - Wabi-

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17259836 05/18/22 Joined: Oct 2019 Posts: 1,553 Destination B BeardedGunsmith Campfire Regular BeardedGunsmith Campfire Regular B Joined: Oct 2019 Posts: 1,553 Destination Unless they put out about 1500psi, they ain't gonna do what I need.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion Heym06 #17259884 05/18/22 Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 45,993 Colorado S smokepole Campfire 'Bwana smokepole Campfire 'Bwana S Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 45,993 Colorado Originally Posted by Heym06 You could just cut your nuts off, and solve the wet nut problem. Or install a bidet, which is the non-surgical equivalent. A wise man is frequently humbled.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion RUM7 #17259886 05/18/22 Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 3,905 Beaver Nation! T Tide_Change Campfire Tracker Tide_Change Campfire Tracker T Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 3,905 Beaver Nation! Originally Posted by RUM7 I think they call that an enema.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion tndrbstr #17260028 05/18/22 Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 6,143 Rancho Altacucawanda, CA S smarquez Campfire Tracker smarquez Campfire Tracker S Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 6,143 Rancho Altacucawanda, CA Originally Posted by tndrbstr Originally Posted by Jeffrey I clean my ass in the shower. Balls too. You don’t schitt in the shower too do you? Waffle stomp. Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger. Stupid always finds a way.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion smarquez #17260038 05/18/22 Joined: Mar 2020 Posts: 4,813 NC R Raferman Campfire Tracker Raferman Campfire Tracker R Joined: Mar 2020 Posts: 4,813 NC Originally Posted by smarquez Originally Posted by tndrbstr Originally Posted by Jeffrey I clean my ass in the shower. Balls too. You don’t schitt in the shower too do you? Waffle stomp. Heel and toe it down the drain.