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Re: How Often do you shower ?? AKCHOPPER #17259923 05/18/22 Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 150,854 Texas hanco Campfire Savant hanco Campfire Savant Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 150,854 Texas Twice a day, three times if I’m home in the summer, home all the time now. I’m retarded, no workie no mo!! Cshit once a day! Last edited by hanco; 05/18/22.

Re: How Often do you shower ?? Jim_Conrad #17259924 05/18/22 Joined: Apr 2017 Posts: 19,551 Central Valley NorKal FatCity67 Campfire Ranger FatCity67 Campfire Ranger Joined: Apr 2017 Posts: 19,551 Central Valley NorKal Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad Originally Posted by BayouRover Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad Originally Posted by RUM7 Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad Once or twice a week. Your wife must love the natural musk. We are sheep farmers.The fugg do we care? So you don't mind smelling like sheep? What about your wife? She is covered in yellow lamb shìt and milk replacer right now.Why dont you ask her yourself? "Maybe we're all happy." "Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."

Re: How Often do you shower ?? Rickshaw #17259938 05/18/22 Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 15,344 907novacancynenana atvalaska Campfire Ranger atvalaska Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 15,344 907novacancynenana Originally Posted by Rickshaw Some of you folks need a little edumication at the Rancid Crabtree Health and Wellness Center. Lol ! I was login to post OINK ! I work harder than a ugly stripper....

Re: How Often do you shower ?? Jim_Conrad #17259942 05/18/22 Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 15,344 907novacancynenana atvalaska Campfire Ranger atvalaska Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 15,344 907novacancynenana Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad Originally Posted by BayouRover Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad Originally Posted by RUM7 Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad Once or twice a week. Your wife must love the natural musk. We are sheep farmers. The fugg do we care? So you don't mind smelling like sheep? What about your wife? She is covered in yellow lamb shìt and milk replacer right now. Why dont you ask her yourself? I asked her and she said ...Bhaaaaaa I work harder than a ugly stripper....

Re: How Often do you shower ?? AKCHOPPER #17259947 05/18/22 Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,340 Columbia, SC G GreggH Campfire Regular GreggH Campfire Regular G Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,340 Columbia, SC At least once a day. Sometimes twice. Not going to bed with my daily dirt. GreggH

Re: How Often do you shower ?? Beaver10 #17259955 05/18/22 Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 66,688 TN slumlord Campfire Kahuna slumlord Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 66,688 TN Healthy flora is soulful

Re: How Often do you shower ?? GreggH #17259958 05/18/22 Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 69,135 TX chlinstructor Campfire Kahuna chlinstructor Campfire Kahuna Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 69,135 TX Originally Posted by GreggH At least once a day. Sometimes twice. Not going to bed with my daily dirt. GreggH ^^^This^^^ "Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!" ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

Re: How Often do you shower ?? AKCHOPPER #17259963 05/18/22 Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 4,577 Northern California RUM7 Campfire Tracker RUM7 Campfire Tracker Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 4,577 Northern California After a few days I'm not sure what would be worse. The smell or the nut butter. One shower a day keeps the ball itch away. "The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?" - Wabi-

Re: How Often do you shower ?? slumlord #17259965 05/18/22 Joined: Jan 2018 Posts: 23,506 Oregon Beaver10 Campfire Ranger Beaver10 Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2018 Posts: 23,506 Oregon Originally Posted by slumlord Healthy flora is soulful Slum, I’m struggling to get there on that one....But okay, if you think so 🤔 Lol 🦫 Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”

Re: How Often do you shower ?? AKCHOPPER #17259966 05/18/22 Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 34,061 MN S steve4102 Campfire 'Bwana steve4102 Campfire 'Bwana S Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 34,061 MN Ok, gotta go, Sauna is hot, again. Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.

Re: How Often do you shower ?? AKCHOPPER #17259973 05/18/22 Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 5,675 KY A auk1124 Campfire Tracker auk1124 Campfire Tracker A Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 5,675 KY Stopped at a Shell station in a neighboring county years ago to fill up, and there was a family stripped down to their undies, taking baths with the station garden hose on the side of the building. Had a bar of soap and everything. At least they were trying, I guess.

Re: How Often do you shower ?? slumlord #17259990 05/18/22 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 16,052 G gregintenn Campfire Ranger gregintenn Campfire Ranger G Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 16,052 Originally Posted by slumlord Healthy flora is soulful My kid had a college professor who subscribed to this theory. He said he was glad to get away from that stupid, stinking bassturd. Last edited by gregintenn; 05/18/22.

Re: How Often do you shower ?? Teal #17260011 05/18/22 Joined: Feb 2020 Posts: 4,889 S Skankhunt42 Campfire Tracker Skankhunt42 Campfire Tracker S Joined: Feb 2020 Posts: 4,889 Originally Posted by Teal Every day - sometimes 2x Yep

Re: How Often do you shower ?? AKCHOPPER #17260012 05/18/22 Joined: Nov 2002 Posts: 33,642 Either Texas or Idaho E EdM Campfire 'Bwana EdM Campfire 'Bwana E Joined: Nov 2002 Posts: 33,642 Either Texas or Idaho Generally daily. I just got out of the shower a half an hour ago. Clean shaven too. Conduct is the best proof of character.

Re: How Often do you shower ?? AKCHOPPER #17260020 05/18/22 Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 19,391 MAGA B BillyGoatGruff Campfire Ranger BillyGoatGruff Campfire Ranger B Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 19,391 MAGA 5 times a day minimum. Cause I’m a bitch and like to smell like a flower lol MAGA

Re: How Often do you shower ?? AKCHOPPER #17260029 05/18/22 Joined: Dec 2016 Posts: 3,741 Republic of Texas R Ranger99 Campfire Tracker Ranger99 Campfire Tracker R Joined: Dec 2016 Posts: 3,741 Republic of Texas When I'm dirty and done working, I wash off. The less civilized in my area just slather on more trader's village cheap cologne and/or febreze if they're a border jumper Soap is still relatively inexpensive

Re: How Often do you shower ?? BillyGoatGruff #17260033 05/18/22 Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 4,577 Northern California RUM7 Campfire Tracker RUM7 Campfire Tracker Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 4,577 Northern California Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff 5 times a day minimum. Cause I’m a bitch and like to smell like a flower lol That is brave of you to admit. "The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?" - Wabi-

Re: How Often do you shower ?? BillyGoatGruff #17260047 05/18/22 Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,115 Montana J Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna J Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,115 Montana Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff 5 times a day minimum. Cause I’m a bitch and like to smell like a flower lol You suppose these tough sunsabitches come home from the groomer smelling like a Summers Eve sporting little pink ribbons behind their ears? I am MAGA.

Re: How Often do you shower ?? AKCHOPPER #17260057 05/18/22 Joined: Nov 2018 Posts: 16,843 N. California Morewood Campfire Ranger Morewood Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2018 Posts: 16,843 N. California There's a drought you know.

Re: How Often do you shower ?? AKCHOPPER #17260088 05/18/22 Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 3,702 O Osky Campfire Tracker Osky Campfire Tracker O Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 3,702 “What month of the year would you say it is?” Osky A woman's heart is the hardest rock the Almighty has put on this earth and I can find no sign on it.