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Campfire Savant
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Twice a day, three times if I’m home in the summer, home all the time now. I’m retarded, no workie no mo!!
Cshit once a day!
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Campfire Ranger
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Your wife must love the natural musk. We are sheep farmers.The fugg do we care? So you don't mind smelling like sheep? What about your wife? She is covered in yellow lamb shìt and milk replacer right now.Why dont you ask her yourself?
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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Campfire Ranger
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Some of you folks need a little edumication at the Rancid Crabtree Health and Wellness Center. Lol ! I was login to post OINK !
I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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Your wife must love the natural musk. We are sheep farmers. The fugg do we care? So you don't mind smelling like sheep? What about your wife? She is covered in yellow lamb shìt and milk replacer right now. Why dont you ask her yourself? I asked her and she said ...Bhaaaaaa
I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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At least once a day. Sometimes twice. Not going to bed with my daily dirt.
GreggH
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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At least once a day. Sometimes twice. Not going to bed with my daily dirt.
GreggH ^^^This^^^
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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After a few days I'm not sure what would be worse. The smell or the nut butter. One shower a day keeps the ball itch away.
"The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?" - Wabi-
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Slum, I’m struggling to get there on that one....But okay, if you think so 🤔 Lol 🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Ok, gotta go, Sauna is hot, again.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
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Campfire Tracker
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Stopped at a Shell station in a neighboring county years ago to fill up, and there was a family stripped down to their undies, taking baths with the station garden hose on the side of the building. Had a bar of soap and everything.
At least they were trying, I guess.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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My kid had a college professor who subscribed to this theory. He said he was glad to get away from that stupid, stinking bassturd.
Last edited by gregintenn; 05/18/22.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Generally daily. I just got out of the shower a half an hour ago. Clean shaven too.
Conduct is the best proof of character.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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5 times a day minimum. Cause I’m a bitch and like to smell like a flower lol
MAGA
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When I'm dirty and done working, I wash off. The less civilized in my area just slather on more trader's village cheap cologne and/or febreze if they're a border jumper
Soap is still relatively inexpensive
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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5 times a day minimum. Cause I’m a bitch and like to smell like a flower lol That is brave of you to admit.
"The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?" - Wabi-
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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5 times a day minimum. Cause I’m a bitch and like to smell like a flower lol You suppose these tough sunsabitches come home from the groomer smelling like a Summers Eve sporting little pink ribbons behind their ears?
I am MAGA.
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Campfire Ranger
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There's a drought you know.
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“What month of the year would you say it is?”
Osky
A woman's heart is the hardest rock the Almighty has put on this earth and I can find no sign on it.
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