Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion

You should literally have to wear a pink beret every day for the rest of your life if you have, use or installed a bidet in your house.

hey, I'd do it if it meant I had water after 7pm

Is there an option for a .460 Weatherby-sized jet orifice for that "magnum" effect?? Asking for no one in particular.....

If you want warm water, do NOT get one that plumbs into a hot water line. You'll sit there freezing your butt off until the water gets through the line. Spend the money to get one with some kind of tank or heater so the warm water is right there.

This post for the win

A bidet is every shooter's dream. You don't worry about your aim. You get to move the target for a bullseye hit every time.

It's funny but it's sexist, totally from the male perspective.

Wouldn't women want two-hole groups?

A proper bidet has 2 nozzles so the ladies can use either one as needed.

Well then, I guess I've never seen a "proper bidet."


Just the ones they have at truck stops and 7-11's, I guess those would be improper bidets, for the hoi polloi.

Oh, and the one at Conrad's house. It's green, about 50 foot long, and connects to the outdoor spigot. You can wash your car and your arsehole at the same time. Just don't use the detergent on your arsehole.

Jim says the wax works well though.

Most of the toilet seat bidets sold today have 2 nozzles. Both of ours do. Many of them cost well under $100 and work very well. If you opt for a model with hot water and a heated seat, the price goes up considerably.

The toilet seat types are hard to clean under. Spend a few $$ and get some quick release seat mounts. Just grab the seat and jerk it forward and it comes right off for cleaning. It's well worth the money.

TTT for Jim Conrad. He had a bidet in his yard this whole time and never knew it.

My power augur will verify there is no such thing

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The toilet seat types are hard to clean under. Spend a few $$ and get some quick release seat mounts. Just grab the seat and jerk it forward and it comes right off for cleaning. It's well worth the money.[/quote]

Rock Chuck, I think that you've just answered Jeffrey's question from back on page 5 about where the residuals end up with your need for the quick release seat mounts. Sweetness complains enough about cleaning the conventional toilets.

KFWA: I am certain YOU are sitting on your bidet backwards!
Mine works perfectly.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

The closest to a bidet I've ever used was at a place I worked and could only be described as a 'steam' commode. It was in a small lavatory in a tooling storage building about 150 yards from the main plant. The storage building was heated with steam, and used extremely hot water to clean tooling piped in from the main plant as was the cold water feed line. The problem was both the cold water and steam/hot water plumbing from the main plant to the storage building were buried too close to each other and also too shallow beneath a asphalt service road from building to building which was fully exposed to the sun all day long. You learned REAL quick to stand up before flushing. Sitting on it for longer than a minute or two and your whole butt and privates would be dripping wet albeit probably somewhat 'disinfected' from the rising heat and steam.

I don't think bidets are any dirtier than a conventional seat. Those same seat mounts make cleaning any seat much easier. Your favorite babe will love them.

Wrong. A killer app for a bidet would be ice water mode. For the record, bidets we installed allowed us-2 stop buying toilet paper by the pallet. Multiple women Under One Roof go through it like crazy.

And, it can be a killer on septic tanks.

LOL, that's hilarious. An accidental ass sauna.