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All my ex's look like that now, I'm still buff, though!
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bet ya she can buck 80# hay bales in July.......
and then more............
T R U M P W O N !
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All that blubber and doesn’t even appear to have more than a B cup. Turn her around. She's got bigger boobs on her back than the front.
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Lol... Dude in 2/327th long ago Probably 120 pds 5' 5" Had a big ole wife. Easy 375 400 on the hoof bout 5'6" just a hair taller than him. It was always a event moment when she dropped him off for PT. Shocks unload on passenger side and load back up when she got in to drive.
Dude comes into PT one monday arm casted up. Got a profile for 8 weeks. Finally came thru one through of his buds in his platoon days later His ole lady rolled over on him in bed and snapped his radius bone in his forearm, internal triangulated fracture. Rolled over on him and had to roll off him while he was screaming. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️.😬😬😬
She had a baby when we were deployed to desert storm. Dude showing everyone pics. Baby looked like a pinky hamster displayed on a massive forearm.
Lotsa skinny dudes in the army with big ole gals Only thing I can figure out is hometown basic training/ait hero got his 1st shot of azz and fell in love before they show up at his 1st duty station.
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Had a big ole wife. Easy 375 400 on the hoof bout 5'6" just a hair taller than him. It was always a event moment when she dropped him off for PT. Shocks unload on passenger side and load back up when she got in to drive. A big gal lived across the street from a friend of mine. The suspension of her Datsun B210 had a permanent sag on the driver's side.
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at my age of 68 and close too 69 , little extra meat ain`t so bad , when i was young i had my share of the thin pretty ones ! That ain't a little extra meat that's a lot of extra potato and rice. Just can't do fat and all the health issues that follow . Buy her some white pants and open up a multi screen cinema on that azz.
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Not even Jordan Peterson would hit that Shamu lookin' pile.
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Lol... Dude in 2/327th long ago Probably 120 pds 5' 5" Had a big ole wife. Easy 375 400 on the hoof bout 5'6" just a hair taller than him. It was always a event moment when she dropped him off for PT. Shocks unload on passenger side and load back up when she got in to drive.
Dude comes into PT one monday arm casted up. Got a profile for 8 weeks. Finally came thru one through of his buds in his platoon days later His ole lady rolled over on him in bed and snapped his radius bone in his forearm, internal triangulated fracture. Rolled over on him and had to roll off him while he was screaming. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️.😬😬😬
She had a baby when we were deployed to desert storm. Dude showing everyone pics. Baby looked like a pinky hamster displayed on a massive forearm.
Lotsa skinny dudes in the army with big ole gals Only thing I can figure out is hometown basic training/ait hero got his 1st shot of azz and fell in love before they show up at his 1st duty station. Same thing in my squad. Except as far as I know he never experienced any broken bones. Passed around polaroids of her once in delta corridor at 29 stumps! She looked like simonkentons pic above. Vatos in The unit went wild with laughter. Stole on of his pics and was passing it to other platoons! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hideous ! They had a kid. Poor thing was all neck. Like beaker on the muppets. Felt so sorry for that kid. Spittin’ image of his dad!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Not even Jordan Peterson would hit that Shamu lookin' pile.
mike r I’d hit like a drum!
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Lol... Dude in 2/327th long ago Probably 120 pds 5' 5" Had a big ole wife. Easy 375 400 on the hoof bout 5'6" just a hair taller than him. It was always a event moment when she dropped him off for PT. Shocks unload on passenger side and load back up when she got in to drive.
Dude comes into PT one monday arm casted up. Got a profile for 8 weeks. Finally came thru one through of his buds in his platoon days later His ole lady rolled over on him in bed and snapped his radius bone in his forearm, internal triangulated fracture. Rolled over on him and had to roll off him while he was screaming. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️.😬😬😬
She had a baby when we were deployed to desert storm. Dude showing everyone pics. Baby looked like a pinky hamster displayed on a massive forearm.
Lotsa skinny dudes in the army with big ole gals Only thing I can figure out is hometown basic training/ait hero got his 1st shot of azz and fell in love before they show up at his 1st duty station. Same thing in my squad. Except as far as I know he never experienced any broken bones. Passed around polaroids of her once in delta corridor at 29 stumps! She looked like simonkentons pic above. Vatos in The unit went wild with laughter. Stole on of his pics and was passing it to other platoons! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hideous ! They had a kid. Poor thing was all neck. Like beaker on the muppets. Felt so sorry for that kid. Spittin’ image of his dad!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Beaker on the muppets. LMFAO!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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