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All my ex's look like that now, I'm still buff, though!

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bet ya she can buck 80# hay bales in July.......

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Originally Posted by TheLastLemming76
All that blubber and doesn’t even appear to have more than a B cup.

Turn her around. She's got bigger boobs on her back than the front.

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Lol...
Dude in 2/327th long ago
Probably 120 pds 5' 5"
Had a big ole wife.
Easy 375 400 on the hoof bout 5'6" just a hair taller than him.
It was always a event moment when she dropped him off for PT.
Shocks unload on passenger side and load back up when she got in to drive.

Dude comes into PT one monday arm casted up.
Got a profile for 8 weeks.
Finally came thru one through of his buds in his platoon days later
His ole lady rolled over on him in bed and snapped his radius bone in his forearm, internal triangulated fracture.
Rolled over on him and had to roll off him while he was screaming.
🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️.😬😬😬

She had a baby when we were deployed to desert storm.
Dude showing everyone pics.
Baby looked like a pinky hamster displayed on a massive forearm.

Lotsa skinny dudes in the army with big ole gals
Only thing I can figure out is hometown basic training/ait hero got his 1st shot of azz and fell in love before they show up at his 1st duty station.

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Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye
That’s a classic.

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Originally Posted by renegade50
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Had a big ole wife.
Easy 375 400 on the hoof bout 5'6" just a hair taller than him.
It was always a event moment when she dropped him off for PT.
Shocks unload on passenger side and load back up when she got in to drive.

A big gal lived across the street from a friend of mine. The suspension of her Datsun B210 had a permanent sag on the driver's side.

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Originally Posted by pete53
at my age of 68 and close too 69 , little extra meat ain`t so bad , when i was young i had my share of the thin pretty ones !

That ain't a little extra meat that's a lot of extra potato and rice. Just can't do fat and all the health issues that follow . Buy her some white pants and open up a multi screen cinema on that azz.


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Not even Jordan Peterson would hit that Shamu lookin' pile.



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Originally Posted by renegade50
Lol...
Dude in 2/327th long ago
Probably 120 pds 5' 5"
Had a big ole wife.
Easy 375 400 on the hoof bout 5'6" just a hair taller than him.
It was always a event moment when she dropped him off for PT.
Shocks unload on passenger side and load back up when she got in to drive.

Dude comes into PT one monday arm casted up.
Got a profile for 8 weeks.
Finally came thru one through of his buds in his platoon days later
His ole lady rolled over on him in bed and snapped his radius bone in his forearm, internal triangulated fracture.
Rolled over on him and had to roll off him while he was screaming.
🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️.😬😬😬

She had a baby when we were deployed to desert storm.
Dude showing everyone pics.
Baby looked like a pinky hamster displayed on a massive forearm.

Lotsa skinny dudes in the army with big ole gals
Only thing I can figure out is hometown basic training/ait hero got his 1st shot of azz and fell in love before they show up at his 1st duty station.

Same thing in my squad. Except as far as I know he never experienced any broken bones. Passed around polaroids of her once in delta corridor at 29 stumps! She looked like simonkentons pic above. Vatos in The unit went wild with laughter. Stole on of his pics and was passing it to other platoons! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hideous !

They had a kid. Poor thing was all neck. Like beaker on the muppets. Felt so sorry for that kid. Spittin’ image of his dad!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I get pissed when I'm scrolling through porn and some bastard has posted up a video of some fat chick. They just look like they smell like armpit.

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Originally Posted by lvmiker
Not even Jordan Peterson would hit that Shamu lookin' pile.



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Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Originally Posted by renegade50
Lol...
Dude in 2/327th long ago
Probably 120 pds 5' 5"
Had a big ole wife.
Easy 375 400 on the hoof bout 5'6" just a hair taller than him.
It was always a event moment when she dropped him off for PT.
Shocks unload on passenger side and load back up when she got in to drive.

Dude comes into PT one monday arm casted up.
Got a profile for 8 weeks.
Finally came thru one through of his buds in his platoon days later
His ole lady rolled over on him in bed and snapped his radius bone in his forearm, internal triangulated fracture.
Rolled over on him and had to roll off him while he was screaming.
🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️.😬😬😬

She had a baby when we were deployed to desert storm.
Dude showing everyone pics.
Baby looked like a pinky hamster displayed on a massive forearm.

Lotsa skinny dudes in the army with big ole gals
Only thing I can figure out is hometown basic training/ait hero got his 1st shot of azz and fell in love before they show up at his 1st duty station.

Same thing in my squad. Except as far as I know he never experienced any broken bones. Passed around polaroids of her once in delta corridor at 29 stumps! She looked like simonkentons pic above. Vatos in The unit went wild with laughter. Stole on of his pics and was passing it to other platoons! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hideous !

They had a kid. Poor thing was all neck. Like beaker on the muppets. Felt so sorry for that kid. Spittin’ image of his dad!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Beaker on the muppets.
LMFAO!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I give her the ruckus, but she should be in the cover of SI just like I should be on the cover of Mens Health.

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