One of the "moderators" on a forum I visit gets his manties in a wad every time I call him "Cartman". He's an old geezer who used to be a County Mountie in Oklahoma, but since he's gotten too old and feeble to ride herd on the local cowboys and Cherokees in his home town, now he's become a keyboard commando. It must suck to have to try to intimidate people with a computer instead of a badge and a set of blue lights!
WTF does any of this have to do with the price of beans in Calcutta? And seriously, you have issues with old LEOs in their retirement years?
Why do you call him Cartman? It doesn’t make sense. Try to make some sense when painting these verbose descriptions of some poor random elderly man on another message board somewhere, just doing his job trying to keep things orderly and peaceful.