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The end of democracy, and the defeat of the American Revolution will occur when government falls into the hands of lending institutions and moneyed incorporations.
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How do you answer with a cock in your mouth?
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That's when I say none of your fu cking business, and You have any more questions?
I try to stick with the basics, they do so well. Nothing fancy mind you, just plain jane will get it done with style. You want to see an animal drop right now? Shoot him in the ear hole. BSA MAGA
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My doc knows that asking questions like that can he hazardous to his health.
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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Must suck living with so many democrats.
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Used to see my old doc at the range. Never asked LOL. Retired. Dangit.
Good doc and good dude.
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Nope. If they did I would tell them to stick it up your a$$!!!!!
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I may not be smart but I can lift heavy objects
I have a shotgun so I have no need for a 30-06.....
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My Doctor asks Me - "Do you feel threatened?"
I tell him - "I'm the only one in my neighborhood that doesn't!"
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"Do you feel safe in your home?"
"Yeah, pretty much. Except, you know, that whole black helicopters in the middle of the night thing."
Leaves them with their mouth agape.
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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Just went to Dr. this morning and the nurse asked if I was depressed and I told them only because of what is going on with our great country and she agreed with me on that.
They in the past have asked if I felt safe in my home and I had a response for that if asked by saying "The only place I feel unsafe is in gun free zones" like the medical building I was sitting in at the time.
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My Doctor asks Me - "Do you feel threatened?"
I tell him - "I'm the only one in my neighborhood that doesn't!" Ha!
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That's when I say none of your fu cking business, and You have any more questions? Exactly
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"Hi charlie chuckles this is your doctor"
"Hi Welfare doctor how are you doing"?
" I'm fine Charlie chuckles how are you"
"I'm fine doc just a little colostomy bag leak today but I'm good till CNA twice a week bath time tommorow".
" um... yeah ok... charlie chuckles do your own a gun" ?
" Yes sir I sure do! Saved up for a year got me a hi point .45 pistol"
"Thats nice charlie chuckles... blow your brains out with it and do society a favor"
Hang up click and dial tone in charlie chuckles ear....
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"Hi charlie chuckles this is your doctor"
"Hi Welfare doctor how are you doing"?
" I'm fine Charlie chuckles how are you"
"I'm fine doc just a little colostomy bag leak today but I'm good till CNA twice a week bath time tommorow".
" um... yeah ok... charlie chuckles do your own a gun" ?
" Yes sir I sure do! Saved up for a year got me a hi point .45 pistol"
"Thats nice charlie chuckles... blow your brains out with and do society a favor"
Hang up click and dial tone in charlie chuckles ear....
👍👍👍😄😄😄😄 DUDE!
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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The doc should be asking if SA Charlie lives rent free in your heads. If you hear his voice in your head.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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My doctor shoots a 260 Rem and she's pretty dang good shot.
Life is good live it while you can.
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I usually tell them I have an an 1866 50cal Ms4010, two 105mm howitzers, a dozen M72 LAWs, 1 trebuchet, and various small arms
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Nope. But mine asked me about some different 45s a while back. 😊
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Are they looking to buy, or sell??
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