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On a passed out drunk friend? We did once on the night of his batchelor party. Face, arms, hands and back of neck. Heard he was more than a little pissed off when he woke up the next day. Future wife too. We haven't spoken of that night since. That was 24 years ago.
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Fall seven times, stand up eight.
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I know a true story about a 'Ho that was cheating on her current husband with her former husband. The former hubby's conscience started bothering him because the current hubby was a good fellow. When the slut got home, the former hubby called the current hubby, and told him about it and apologized. The current hubby didn't believe him, and started to cuss him. At this point, he told the new hubby to look on her butt cheek just below her panty line. The former hubby had signed his name with a permanent marker when she was asleep. I know it is true, because it all came out in court due to the fight that ensued after the signature was found. Luckily the guy got away without too many legal problems and dumped the slut.
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Not on a drunk, but on a friend in The Land of All Bad Things. A big 'M' on his forehead so the docs back at reception would know he'd been given an ampule.
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Markered a buddy solid black from the neck up. Looked like little black Sambo.
Was at a party back in the late 80’s, cops had came twice over noise complaints, said one more and they were taking someone to jail. Cop happened to be black. This kid was passed out on the dining room table, so someone wrote “I hate Nixxers” on his forehead, and when the cops came back the third time he got woke up to answer the door. The cop’s eyes got big as pie plates and he looked Fugkin pissed. Then a smile bigger than any I’ve ever seen came across his face and he laughed his ass off, the Kid just staring at him. Cop finally said “you better go look in the mirror you dumb son of a bitch”!
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I asked my nurse why she had a red magic marker?
She said it's easier to draw blood with it.
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That crap comes off easy with Scrubs in a Bucket.
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