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Cremated for sure. That’s the cheapest way to go about it. Funerals and burials, to me, are a huge financial ripoff. I don’t want my kids to be burdened with any financial expenses that aren’t absolutely necessary to dispose of my body. ^^^^ THIS ^^^^ Yep. I have the money for my cremation so no burden on the family, but I don't see wasting it on a funeral and burial.
NRA LIFE MEMBER GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS ESPECIALLY THE SNIPERS! "Suppose you were an idiot And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself." -Mark Twain
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BBQ my ass,no services. I'm dead,who cares. Told my wife to use the money that would be spent on all the BS and take a singles cruise.
Just because you're offended doesn't mean your right.
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Wife and I are to be buried. Already have the plots paid for. Not sure cremation is biblical or not.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
“Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness.” ISAIAH 41:10
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Cremated and my ashes are to be loaded in with shotgun shells ! Going Turkey huntin
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As hot as it is now in the forecast for the next week here I think the cremation is underway
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Cremated for sure. That’s the cheapest way to go about it. Funerals and burials, to me, are a huge financial ripoff. I don’t want my kids to be burdened with any financial expenses that aren’t absolutely necessary to dispose of my body. ^^^^ THIS ^^^^ Yep. I have the money for my cremation so no burden on the family, but I don't see wasting it on a funeral and burial. It ain't for you. You are smelly meat sack at that point.
I am MAGA.
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Campfire Tracker
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I'd like to go in the ground behind the house under the deer feeder. If that doesn't happen I'd like my ashes to be spread out on sailfish alley off Stuart FL with the rest of my family.
Life is good live it while you can.
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Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust.
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The Catholics don’t like it, and the rest of my family are in caskets in the dirt. But I’m not abiding that.
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My BBQ Man has already been paid and is just patiently waiting.
Ashes placements decided and agreed upon.
No Obituary, family service later if they want.
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Campfire Kahuna
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What are you guys gonna do if they just yard your ashes into the landfill?
Come back and haunt your family?
I am MAGA.
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Campfire Tracker
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Donate my body to science, let the new want to be doctors slice and dice on me so they can learn something. Body will be cremated after they’re done with a bunch of other bodies that got donated. Don’t cost [bleep] and helps someone learn
Help keep our sport going. take a kid outdoors!
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Cremation. Paid for. Sons don't have to do a thing. They will have to do something with my titanium hips if they want to scatter them.
Society of Intolerant Old Men. Rifle Slut Division
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Cremated and my ashes discretely scattered in the Road Hole Bunker at St. Andrews. When my grandkids watch a future British Open they can all say…”Look there’s Grandpa”!
Jesus saves, but Moses invests
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Campfire Oracle
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Cremation here too. Prepaid. Soon as I reach room temperature my wife calls them and they come pick me up, and its off to the oven!
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Cremated. Disposal is probably illegal, so it's a secret. What are they gonna do, vac me up?
Up hills slow, Down hills fast Tonnage first and Safety last.
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I'll probably be the first in my extended family to be cremated. Wife wants to be buried so maybe they can plant my urn in her plot.
Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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Life (and forums) is like a box of animal crackers----There's a Jackass in every box
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Forgot to mention that upon death, full organ and tissue harvest of anything left that’s usable then off to the oven for whatever may be left.
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So old toot went to the oven?
The irony.
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