Woman goes to OB/GYN. They have a discussion about birth control including anal sex.
Woman says “Doc, you can’t get pregnant from anal sex.”
Doc say “Sure you can. Where do you think lawyers come from?”
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo