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I've been riding a bike for well over 40 years and I guess I am one of the Azz Holes.
for 30 years I have been riding (Commuting) in Southern Commyfornia.
I white line because sitting on a bike in 100 deg temps stopped in traffic is a death sentence in this State.
When you drive the speed of everyone else you become invisible to all of the car drivers on the road that can not pay attention to their surroundings He11 most of them do not look past their own hoods.
Going faster than the Traffic makes you stand out and yes I drive a Harley with loud pipes so that people hear me coming as well as see me.
When I want to get home other bikers had better get out of my way because I do Rev my engine to get those pukes who thing they are a bad ass on a bike to get out of my way and I have pushed several so called true Bikers out of my way.
In the same respect when I am not in that big of a hurry to get home I get out of the way and let others pass me.
I am a Gigantic Dosh as some would call me.
When you commute in this State you are a Dosh or you die plain and simple.
If you are the nice guy you end up smashed up or run off the road intentionally or by mistake because the other cars did not see you or they are pissed because you are getting home hours before they are because they are stuck in traffic and you are not.
I have had an Police escort several time exceeding 100 mph when we get out in the open because the Bike Police want to get out of the conditions and get home them selves and I just keep up with them and when we split off I wave at them and they have always waved back at me.
I have had my share of close calls and even went down a couple times
Once I ended up in the back of a Pickup Truck because some A Hole driving a car decided to stop at a green light and I was the last of 4 vehicles involved in his screw up. And one time I was driving to work and a Girl slammed on her breaks at a green light. I played Superman and flew over her car landing on my feet in front of her. She had no idea where I came from and hit the gas and almost ran over me.
I have also been chased by cars and trucks trying to run me down and run me off of the road when there was no other vehicles in sight.
I had a 250 Enduro Yamaha and was chased for no reason at all the guy tried his hardest to run me off of the road when I was going to work at 4 in the morning with no other cars on the highway after the his third attempt at running me off the road because I had n speed I could only hit my breaks I took his passenger side mirror off with my forearm. When we got off the Highway he had no chance in chasing me. My Bikes started getting bigger and faster after that. I had a Guy try and sandwich me into a Boat Trailer one day while I was trying to get to work and I could see him laughing about it in his rear view mirror.
I had some Ragheads chasing me one day. My bike pigged the speedometer at 130 and I was still picking up speed to get away form them as they were taking pictures of me with their phones playing games
When you see bike riders you never know what they have been threw or what kind of rider they are. Give them a bit of room and the good ones will let you know that they appreciate it. I ALWAYS wave at the drivers that give me a bit of room by moving over as I come up to them. They tell me several things. They see me (that's the big one) and they do not have a chip on their shoulder about me getting threw traffic when they are at a crawl or even stopped
Ya I am a Real Ass Hole when I drive my bike and I am still alive when I know several riders that are not around anymore to talk about what they have went threw
I Know I am an Ass Hole when I ride my bike and I do not care what others think. I have had Bikers that I have worked with tell me I am an Ass Hole and I tell them to wake up and get out of the way from someone wanting to get by them because they do not want to move. Several Ironworks affiliated with Bike Clubs have told me that and when you are their Inspector it kinda take the wind out of their sails a specially when their Foreman hears the conversation and sides with me.
Ya I am a REAL ASS HOLE when I ride. This is why everyone hates inspectors. Real workers love me on their projects Fake workers & politicians not so much I can live with that
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I was in Los Angeles in the big rig, stopped in traffic on an interstate, which is normal in LA. I looked in my left mirror, and here came a Harley lane splitting at 40 mph! I was shocked. That must be illegal down here in Dixie, I had never seen it before.
I have ridden motorcycles quite a bit but have never ridden like that. Damn that looks dangerous.
I watched the guy for a quarter mile, he passed me and went on his merry way without incident. Legal in CA, if I'm not mistaken. You're not mistaken.
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In it is death and all you seek
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Bicycles don't belong on the fuggin highway.
The guys with motors on 'em think its easy to go around everything, the ones without tell everyone how easy it is to just go around them. Both seem to require uniforms of certain attire. Any one of them can kick your ass, as long as you aren't schit canning them with your vehicle.
It's just my opinion, but either en masse need a simultaneous snow plows from opposing directions and the GAF meter from anyone but family might register .03%.....
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When I was 13 I thought I needed apes. And that was about the same year I learned, or thought I did that you don't judge an entire group for some of the members actions or words. I might have been wrong on both counts. ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/hG1tRZxm/IMG-0582.jpg) Look at that sissy bar!!
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When I was 13 I thought I needed apes. And that was about the same year I learned, or thought I did that you don't judge an entire group for some of the members actions or words. I might have been wrong on both counts. Look at that sissy bar!! That is so when you pop a wheelie the girl stays on and you can rub your head all over her boobys
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When I was 13 I thought I needed apes. And that was about the same year I learned, or thought I did that you don't judge an entire group for some of the members actions or words. I might have been wrong on both counts. Look at that sissy bar!! That is so when you pop a wheelie the girl stays on and you can rub your head all over her boobys Funshooter, you ever have the big speakers playin Bon Jovi "Dead or Alive" cranked to 11?
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
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When I was 13 I thought I needed apes. And that was about the same year I learned, or thought I did that you don't judge an entire group for some of the members actions or words. I might have been wrong on both counts. Look at that sissy bar!! That is so when you pop a wheelie the girl stays on and you can rub your head all over her boobys Funshooter, you ever have the big speakers playin Bon Jovi "Dead or Alive" cranked to 11? All the ones that roll by here, motors/no motors, have Judas Priest "Living After Midnight" blaring.....weird
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Funny, as he11. Too bad he didn't bite it. T-minus a month to biggest HD affirmation gathering in the country. Can't wait, the biker carnies are already here prepping.Had a biker guy the other day wanting to go by me on the right at a red light. Fortunately, I had crowded the curb and he had no room. Visually perturbed. Made me grin after a long day at work. Jack Daniels tent frame went up before the 4th of July this year! The JD workers certainly think they are something special too.     
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I've been riding a bike for well over 40 years and I guess I am one of the Azz Holes.
for 30 years I have been riding (Commuting) in Southern Commyfornia.
I white line because sitting on a bike in 100 deg temps stopped in traffic is a death sentence in this State.
When you drive the speed of everyone else you become invisible to all of the car drivers on the road that can not pay attention to their surroundings He11 most of them do not look past their own hoods.
Going faster than the Traffic makes you stand out and yes I drive a Harley with loud pipes so that people hear me coming as well as see me.
When I want to get home other bikers had better get out of my way because I do Rev my engine to get those pukes who thing they are a bad ass on a bike to get out of my way and I have pushed several so called true Bikers out of my way.
In the same respect when I am not in that big of a hurry to get home I get out of the way and let others pass me.
I am a Gigantic Dosh as some would call me.
When you commute in this State you are a Dosh or you die plain and simple.
If you are the nice guy you end up smashed up or run off the road intentionally or by mistake because the other cars did not see you or they are pissed because you are getting home hours before they are because they are stuck in traffic and you are not.
I have had an Police escort several time exceeding 100 mph when we get out in the open because the Bike Police want to get out of the conditions and get home them selves and I just keep up with them and when we split off I wave at them and they have always waved back at me.
I have had my share of close calls and even went down a couple times
Once I ended up in the back of a Pickup Truck because some A Hole driving a car decided to stop at a green light and I was the last of 4 vehicles involved in his screw up. And one time I was driving to work and a Girl slammed on her breaks at a green light. I played Superman and flew over her car landing on my feet in front of her. She had no idea where I came from and hit the gas and almost ran over me.
I have also been chased by cars and trucks trying to run me down and run me off of the road when there was no other vehicles in sight.
I had a 250 Enduro Yamaha and was chased for no reason at all the guy tried his hardest to run me off of the road when I was going to work at 4 in the morning with no other cars on the highway after the his third attempt at running me off the road because I had n speed I could only hit my breaks I took his passenger side mirror off with my forearm. When we got off the Highway he had no chance in chasing me. My Bikes started getting bigger and faster after that. I had a Guy try and sandwich me into a Boat Trailer one day while I was trying to get to work and I could see him laughing about it in his rear view mirror.
I had some Ragheads chasing me one day. My bike pigged the speedometer at 130 and I was still picking up speed to get away form them as they were taking pictures of me with their phones playing games
When you see bike riders you never know what they have been threw or what kind of rider they are. Give them a bit of room and the good ones will let you know that they appreciate it. I ALWAYS wave at the drivers that give me a bit of room by moving over as I come up to them. They tell me several things. They see me (that's the big one) and they do not have a chip on their shoulder about me getting threw traffic when they are at a crawl or even stopped
Ya I am a Real Ass Hole when I drive my bike and I am still alive when I know several riders that are not around anymore to talk about what they have went threw
I Know I am an Ass Hole when I ride my bike and I do not care what others think. I have had Bikers that I have worked with tell me I am an Ass Hole and I tell them to wake up and get out of the way from someone wanting to get by them because they do not want to move. Several Ironworks affiliated with Bike Clubs have told me that and when you are their Inspector it kinda take the wind out of their sails a specially when their Foreman hears the conversation and sides with me.
Ya I am a REAL ASS HOLE when I ride. Ho Lee Fu.k This thread is the gift that keeps on giving.
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I've been riding a bike for well over 40 years and I guess I am one of the Azz Holes.
for 30 years I have been riding (Commuting) in Southern Commyfornia.
I white line because sitting on a bike in 100 deg temps stopped in traffic is a death sentence in this State.
When you drive the speed of everyone else you become invisible to all of the car drivers on the road that can not pay attention to their surroundings He11 most of them do not look past their own hoods.
Going faster than the Traffic makes you stand out and yes I drive a Harley with loud pipes so that people hear me coming as well as see me.
When I want to get home other bikers had better get out of my way because I do Rev my engine to get those pukes who thing they are a bad ass on a bike to get out of my way and I have pushed several so called true Bikers out of my way.
In the same respect when I am not in that big of a hurry to get home I get out of the way and let others pass me.
I am a Gigantic Dosh as some would call me.
When you commute in this State you are a Dosh or you die plain and simple.
If you are the nice guy you end up smashed up or run off the road intentionally or by mistake because the other cars did not see you or they are pissed because you are getting home hours before they are because they are stuck in traffic and you are not.
I have had an Police escort several time exceeding 100 mph when we get out in the open because the Bike Police want to get out of the conditions and get home them selves and I just keep up with them and when we split off I wave at them and they have always waved back at me.
I have had my share of close calls and even went down a couple times
Once I ended up in the back of a Pickup Truck because some A Hole driving a car decided to stop at a green light and I was the last of 4 vehicles involved in his screw up. And one time I was driving to work and a Girl slammed on her breaks at a green light. I played Superman and flew over her car landing on my feet in front of her. She had no idea where I came from and hit the gas and almost ran over me.
I have also been chased by cars and trucks trying to run me down and run me off of the road when there was no other vehicles in sight.
I had a 250 Enduro Yamaha and was chased for no reason at all the guy tried his hardest to run me off of the road when I was going to work at 4 in the morning with no other cars on the highway after the his third attempt at running me off the road because I had n speed I could only hit my breaks I took his passenger side mirror off with my forearm. When we got off the Highway he had no chance in chasing me. My Bikes started getting bigger and faster after that. I had a Guy try and sandwich me into a Boat Trailer one day while I was trying to get to work and I could see him laughing about it in his rear view mirror.
I had some Ragheads chasing me one day. My bike pigged the speedometer at 130 and I was still picking up speed to get away form them as they were taking pictures of me with their phones playing games
When you see bike riders you never know what they have been threw or what kind of rider they are. Give them a bit of room and the good ones will let you know that they appreciate it. I ALWAYS wave at the drivers that give me a bit of room by moving over as I come up to them. They tell me several things. They see me (that's the big one) and they do not have a chip on their shoulder about me getting threw traffic when they are at a crawl or even stopped
Ya I am a Real Ass Hole when I drive my bike and I am still alive when I know several riders that are not around anymore to talk about what they have went threw
I Know I am an Ass Hole when I ride my bike and I do not care what others think. I have had Bikers that I have worked with tell me I am an Ass Hole and I tell them to wake up and get out of the way from someone wanting to get by them because they do not want to move. Several Ironworks affiliated with Bike Clubs have told me that and when you are their Inspector it kinda take the wind out of their sails a specially when their Foreman hears the conversation and sides with me.
Ya I am a REAL ASS HOLE when I ride. Ho Lee Fu.k This thread is the gift that keeps on giving. Some great fiction for sure. Rivals the punch in the face thread.
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I've been riding a bike for well over 40 years and I guess I am one of the Azz Holes.
for 30 years I have been riding (Commuting) in Southern Commyfornia.
I white line because sitting on a bike in 100 deg temps stopped in traffic is a death sentence in this State.
When you drive the speed of everyone else you become invisible to all of the car drivers on the road that can not pay attention to their surroundings He11 most of them do not look past their own hoods.
Going faster than the Traffic makes you stand out and yes I drive a Harley with loud pipes so that people hear me coming as well as see me.
When I want to get home other bikers had better get out of my way because I do Rev my engine to get those pukes who thing they are a bad ass on a bike to get out of my way and I have pushed several so called true Bikers out of my way.
In the same respect when I am not in that big of a hurry to get home I get out of the way and let others pass me.
I am a Gigantic Dosh as some would call me.
When you commute in this State you are a Dosh or you die plain and simple.
If you are the nice guy you end up smashed up or run off the road intentionally or by mistake because the other cars did not see you or they are pissed because you are getting home hours before they are because they are stuck in traffic and you are not.
I have had an Police escort several time exceeding 100 mph when we get out in the open because the Bike Police want to get out of the conditions and get home them selves and I just keep up with them and when we split off I wave at them and they have always waved back at me.
I have had my share of close calls and even went down a couple times
Once I ended up in the back of a Pickup Truck because some A Hole driving a car decided to stop at a green light and I was the last of 4 vehicles involved in his screw up. And one time I was driving to work and a Girl slammed on her breaks at a green light. I played Superman and flew over her car landing on my feet in front of her. She had no idea where I came from and hit the gas and almost ran over me.
I have also been chased by cars and trucks trying to run me down and run me off of the road when there was no other vehicles in sight.
I had a 250 Enduro Yamaha and was chased for no reason at all the guy tried his hardest to run me off of the road when I was going to work at 4 in the morning with no other cars on the highway after the his third attempt at running me off the road because I had n speed I could only hit my breaks I took his passenger side mirror off with my forearm. When we got off the Highway he had no chance in chasing me. My Bikes started getting bigger and faster after that. I had a Guy try and sandwich me into a Boat Trailer one day while I was trying to get to work and I could see him laughing about it in his rear view mirror.
I had some Ragheads chasing me one day. My bike pigged the speedometer at 130 and I was still picking up speed to get away form them as they were taking pictures of me with their phones playing games
When you see bike riders you never know what they have been threw or what kind of rider they are. Give them a bit of room and the good ones will let you know that they appreciate it. I ALWAYS wave at the drivers that give me a bit of room by moving over as I come up to them. They tell me several things. They see me (that's the big one) and they do not have a chip on their shoulder about me getting threw traffic when they are at a crawl or even stopped
Ya I am a Real Ass Hole when I drive my bike and I am still alive when I know several riders that are not around anymore to talk about what they have went threw
I Know I am an Ass Hole when I ride my bike and I do not care what others think. I have had Bikers that I have worked with tell me I am an Ass Hole and I tell them to wake up and get out of the way from someone wanting to get by them because they do not want to move. Several Ironworks affiliated with Bike Clubs have told me that and when you are their Inspector it kinda take the wind out of their sails a specially when their Foreman hears the conversation and sides with me.
Ya I am a REAL ASS HOLE when I ride. Ho Lee Fu.k This thread is the gift that keeps on giving. My inner spelling and grammar Nazis were arguing about who should be most upset over Funshooters post.
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Thinking fun shooter doesn't have any room for speakers on his ape hangers.
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
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I've been riding a bike for well over 40 years and I guess I am one of the Azz Holes.
for 30 years I have been riding (Commuting) in Southern Commyfornia.
I white line because sitting on a bike in 100 deg temps stopped in traffic is a death sentence in this State.
When you drive the speed of everyone else you become invisible to all of the car drivers on the road that can not pay attention to their surroundings He11 most of them do not look past their own hoods.
Going faster than the Traffic makes you stand out and yes I drive a Harley with loud pipes so that people hear me coming as well as see me.
When I want to get home other bikers had better get out of my way because I do Rev my engine to get those pukes who thing they are a bad ass on a bike to get out of my way and I have pushed several so called true Bikers out of my way.
In the same respect when I am not in that big of a hurry to get home I get out of the way and let others pass me.
I am a Gigantic Dosh as some would call me.
When you commute in this State you are a Dosh or you die plain and simple.
If you are the nice guy you end up smashed up or run off the road intentionally or by mistake because the other cars did not see you or they are pissed because you are getting home hours before they are because they are stuck in traffic and you are not.
I have had an Police escort several time exceeding 100 mph when we get out in the open because the Bike Police want to get out of the conditions and get home them selves and I just keep up with them and when we split off I wave at them and they have always waved back at me.
I have had my share of close calls and even went down a couple times
Once I ended up in the back of a Pickup Truck because some A Hole driving a car decided to stop at a green light and I was the last of 4 vehicles involved in his screw up. And one time I was driving to work and a Girl slammed on her breaks at a green light. I played Superman and flew over her car landing on my feet in front of her. She had no idea where I came from and hit the gas and almost ran over me.
I have also been chased by cars and trucks trying to run me down and run me off of the road when there was no other vehicles in sight.
I had a 250 Enduro Yamaha and was chased for no reason at all the guy tried his hardest to run me off of the road when I was going to work at 4 in the morning with no other cars on the highway after the his third attempt at running me off the road because I had n speed I could only hit my breaks I took his passenger side mirror off with my forearm. When we got off the Highway he had no chance in chasing me. My Bikes started getting bigger and faster after that. I had a Guy try and sandwich me into a Boat Trailer one day while I was trying to get to work and I could see him laughing about it in his rear view mirror.
I had some Ragheads chasing me one day. My bike pigged the speedometer at 130 and I was still picking up speed to get away form them as they were taking pictures of me with their phones playing games
When you see bike riders you never know what they have been threw or what kind of rider they are. Give them a bit of room and the good ones will let you know that they appreciate it. I ALWAYS wave at the drivers that give me a bit of room by moving over as I come up to them. They tell me several things. They see me (that's the big one) and they do not have a chip on their shoulder about me getting threw traffic when they are at a crawl or even stopped
Ya I am a Real Ass Hole when I drive my bike and I am still alive when I know several riders that are not around anymore to talk about what they have went threw
I Know I am an Ass Hole when I ride my bike and I do not care what others think. I have had Bikers that I have worked with tell me I am an Ass Hole and I tell them to wake up and get out of the way from someone wanting to get by them because they do not want to move. Several Ironworks affiliated with Bike Clubs have told me that and when you are their Inspector it kinda take the wind out of their sails a specially when their Foreman hears the conversation and sides with me.
Ya I am a REAL ASS HOLE when I ride. Ho Lee Fu.k This thread is the gift that keeps on giving. My inner spelling and grammar Nazis were arguing about who should be most upset over Funshooters post. I'm not one to pick fly sh.it outta pepper - I appreciate this gift he has bestowed for what it is.
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dodgefan, don't be such a Dosh!
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Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
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This forum is great therapy. I have much better control of it now after all these years of reading on here.
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This forum is great therapy. I have much better control of it now after all these years od reading on here. Quoted for irony.
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
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That's the worst part I'm a horrible typist.
I did go back and change it though. I had to once you pointed it out.
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I've been riding a bike for well over 40 years and I guess I am one of the Azz Holes.
for 30 years I have been riding (Commuting) in Southern Commyfornia.
I white line because sitting on a bike in 100 deg temps stopped in traffic is a death sentence in this State.
When you drive the speed of everyone else you become invisible to all of the car drivers on the road that can not pay attention to their surroundings He11 most of them do not look past their own hoods.
Going faster than the Traffic makes you stand out and yes I drive a Harley with loud pipes so that people hear me coming as well as see me.
When I want to get home other bikers had better get out of my way because I do Rev my engine to get those pukes who thing they are a bad ass on a bike to get out of my way and I have pushed several so called true Bikers out of my way.
In the same respect when I am not in that big of a hurry to get home I get out of the way and let others pass me.
I am a Gigantic Dosh as some would call me.
When you commute in this State you are a Dosh or you die plain and simple.
If you are the nice guy you end up smashed up or run off the road intentionally or by mistake because the other cars did not see you or they are pissed because you are getting home hours before they are because they are stuck in traffic and you are not.
I have had an Police escort several time exceeding 100 mph when we get out in the open because the Bike Police want to get out of the conditions and get home them selves and I just keep up with them and when we split off I wave at them and they have always waved back at me.
I have had my share of close calls and even went down a couple times
Once I ended up in the back of a Pickup Truck because some A Hole driving a car decided to stop at a green light and I was the last of 4 vehicles involved in his screw up. And one time I was driving to work and a Girl slammed on her breaks at a green light. I played Superman and flew over her car landing on my feet in front of her. She had no idea where I came from and hit the gas and almost ran over me.
I have also been chased by cars and trucks trying to run me down and run me off of the road when there was no other vehicles in sight.
I had a 250 Enduro Yamaha and was chased for no reason at all the guy tried his hardest to run me off of the road when I was going to work at 4 in the morning with no other cars on the highway after the his third attempt at running me off the road because I had n speed I could only hit my breaks I took his passenger side mirror off with my forearm. When we got off the Highway he had no chance in chasing me. My Bikes started getting bigger and faster after that. I had a Guy try and sandwich me into a Boat Trailer one day while I was trying to get to work and I could see him laughing about it in his rear view mirror.
I had some Ragheads chasing me one day. My bike pigged the speedometer at 130 and I was still picking up speed to get away form them as they were taking pictures of me with their phones playing games
When you see bike riders you never know what they have been threw or what kind of rider they are. Give them a bit of room and the good ones will let you know that they appreciate it. I ALWAYS wave at the drivers that give me a bit of room by moving over as I come up to them. They tell me several things. They see me (that's the big one) and they do not have a chip on their shoulder about me getting threw traffic when they are at a crawl or even stopped
Ya I am a Real Ass Hole when I drive my bike and I am still alive when I know several riders that are not around anymore to talk about what they have went threw
I Know I am an Ass Hole when I ride my bike and I do not care what others think. I have had Bikers that I have worked with tell me I am an Ass Hole and I tell them to wake up and get out of the way from someone wanting to get by them because they do not want to move. Several Ironworks affiliated with Bike Clubs have told me that and when you are their Inspector it kinda take the wind out of their sails a specially when their Foreman hears the conversation and sides with me.
Ya I am a REAL ASS HOLE when I ride. Can you do a wheelie?
Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego. Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.
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