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The way I drove the ball today, a doe and her 2 fawns figured it was safer in the open than the woods today.
Life is good live it while you can.
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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Hahaha! I know the feeling. I just started playing again after a 12 year hiatus. Keep swinging!
The lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part!
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Had to give the right-of-way to a hen turkey and chicks on the cart path the other day.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Posts: 60,225
Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: May 2016
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Shoulda had your steel toe golfing shoes on so you could show that doe who's boss!
I am MAGA.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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My golf swing is like my cock... short and to the left...
Kent
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Posts: 29,790
Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Joined: Jan 2001
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Retired neighbor was considering taking up the game. A friend asked him if he was happy with life and the neighbor gave him a positive response. The friend's advice was "then don't take up golf."
1Minute
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Joined: Feb 2010
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I used to play many years ago and with my game, it was the turtles and fish that had to watch out!
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Bad look if you take out bambi with a golf ball.
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Posts: 14,481
Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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The way I drove the ball today, a doe and her 2 fawns figured it was safer in the open than the woods today. You may be on to something there. I always wondered why the only deer I ever saw on the course were hanging out on the green...
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: May 2003
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I really enjoy golf. I still walk the course and play from the white tees, but those days are coming to an end in not many more years. I'm not good, but have shot my age three times now and missed it by only one or two strokes a few more times. Shot a 77 this morning, in fact. But I play mostly for the exercise, and I'm a bit "casual" with scoring and golf rules. I keep score mostly because my golf GPS asks for one at every hole.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Best club in my bag is a wood...pencil
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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I wish I knew where the ball I'm about to hit was going......in a good way.
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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Dad took it up with his buddies when he retired, but his back has gotten too bad for him to go. He suckered me into it and I still go. In Tennessee, golf is what happens when rednecks get too lazy to fish.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Nov 2002
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My wife with friends.
Conduct is the best proof of character.
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Posts: 69,255
Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2006
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I’ve never played but I’ll bet I could shoot my age. 18x73=???
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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My main problem with golf is that I end up standing too close to the ball AFTER I hit it!
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Love playing,kinda suck at it. Used to play quite a bit years ago,now just to much work. You'll never get good at it w/o playing often.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I really enjoy golf. I still walk the course and play from the white tees, but those days are coming to an end in not many more years. I'm not good, but have shot my age three times now and missed it by only one or two strokes a few more times. Shot a 77 this morning, in fact. But I play mostly for the exercise, and I'm a bit "casual" with scoring and golf rules. I keep score mostly because my golf GPS asks for one at every hole. I beg to differ, sir. Shooting your age at golf is rarified air in the golf world. Congrats are due.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2005
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I really enjoy golf. I still walk the course and play from the white tees, but those days are coming to an end in not many more years. I'm not good, but have shot my age three times now and missed it by only one or two strokes a few more times. Shot a 77 this morning, in fact. But I play mostly for the exercise, and I'm a bit "casual" with scoring and golf rules. I keep score mostly because my golf GPS asks for one at every hole. Good attitude.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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