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Tougher than woodpecker lips Stiffer than a wedding prick
Where the buzzards fu(k the hoot owls
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More than one way to choke a cat than with butter. Was my grandpa’s favorite.
"You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas" - Davy Crockett
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Dry as a popcorn fart Worthless as teats on a boar pig Rougher than a cob Homily as mud fence He is such a tight azz, you couldn’t drive a flaxseed up his azz with a sledgehammer.
Busier than a cat with two tales Nervous as a whore in church.
There is more I can’t remember.
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You're so stupid you could screw up polio.....
Have no idea how that worked, only heard one fella use it and he used it quite a bit....
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Meaner than a gut shot rattlesnake.
He can squeeze a nickel so tight, it'll make the buffalo burp.
Sweating like a niqqer on election day.
Hotter than a two dollar pistol on a Saturday night.
If you could buy him what he's worth, and sell him for what he thinks he's worth, you'd be a millionaire.
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Plow you like a rented mule
Squeeze a Buffalo Nickle so hard you can make him fart.
I may not be smart but I can lift heavy objects
I have a shotgun so I have no need for a 30-06.....
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Busy as a cat in a sandbox.
A person who's happy will make others happy. Anne Frank
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Tighter than old Dicks hat band. Hornier than a two peckered Billy goat
"You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas" - Davy Crockett
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It runs like a raped ape!
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Not worth shootin if you wanted to unload your gun.
More guts than you could hang on a fence.
Purtier than a new red heifer.
Chronographs, bore scopes and pattern boards have broke a lot of hearts.
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Heard an old fella describing a woman as being so fat that he estimated she had.....
40 lbs of pure hanging puzzy.....
You dont want to be in the middle of a bite off a bbq sandwich when you hear that for the first time.
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Colder than a witch's tit.
____________________________________________________________ Dying gets closer every day
Lloyd McCarter and the Honky Tonk Revival
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That boy's the weak tit of the bunch.
"Put none but Americans on guard tonight." -George Washington
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Busier than a cat trying to cover s hit on a hot tin roof.
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While pulling out wire by hand , till it gets rediculously heavy some one says with a smile , pull hard , it’ll come easy
Suck her p$&&y till her ear drums slap together
A newbie struggling with a task , “is there anything I can do to make it worse”
Knock your dick in your watch pocket
Sicker than a whore on a piss pot
Hotter than the hinges if hell
If we had some ham we would have some ham and eggs if we had some eggs
Six of one half dozen of the other
Missed by an inch , might as well missed by a mile
Same thing , only different
Eats shiet and barks at the moon
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