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I’m still waiting for NoElkSlayer to show up at the Ranch. He said he was coming to “arrest me”. 😂😂😂

Bricktop. Larry Root. Epic.

When I lived in L.A., I had a very good friend, another writer, who had been a Navy SEAL, Vietnam service, who was virulently against all the illegal aliens pouring into our country. He made no secret of his opinions and posted them on the Internet. He received a death threat from some guy who said he was going to come to his house and "take him out." My friend said he posted back, "I'm not hard to find."

I asked my friend if he'd told the person who made the threat he was a former Navy SEAL? He said, "No, I didn't see any reason to give up any small advantage I might have."

I said, "I imagine you still remember a trick or two."

He kinda grinned and said, "A couple."

The guy never showed up.

L.W.

See Ya Next Tuesday!

Oh BS. We all luv DaFlave. Sheesh.

PTL.

I'm gonna slam a couple Claws and think of something ruthless to say on this thread.

I really do appreciate you calling me. I had no idea where things would go when I asked what you were wearing.

"an" azzhole.

lololololol

Very, very well done.


That one of my favorite parts of my favorite movie.


No one ever gets the reference.

Newberg?

In the CB radio days, there was always some bad ass dudes on there. One threatened to beat my ass severely if we ever met up. Did meet up at at a radio repair guys shop one day, where the owner introduced him to me.
He was in a wheelchair !!
Finally I could sleep again.

Most epic thread ever, you could almost smell the schitted pants on Larry Root.

LOL

Total prick.

I'm used to it.

Women love me.

How big of a boy are you?

Costco seltzers are half the price, and not bad. Have more of a bouquet as well.

Id say it cuts both ways on here. There are plenty of queefing vaginas that could never repeat in person what they type, but I'd wager there are plenty of guys here that'd say the same damn thing.

One of my favorite PMs ever was Hotrod Lincoln.

He invited me to his house for a party he claims to host each year and said he and his friends would beat the schit out of me.

I asked if he was really asking if I would drive to his house so he and his friends could beat the schit out of me and he became emboldened and dared me to come to his house in the country so he and his friends could beat the schit out of me.

LOL

I was crying as I read it.

Then he PM'd me his phone number which of course revealed his address and I politely told him he should ask for help from his grand kids about stuff like this because the internet could be a dangerous place if he was going to be so brazen. I was honestly just trying to help the dumb old fugk. Some ass hole kid could have tortured him with that schit. LOL

Same schit for Fireballz. "Call me." "Uhhhh, why? So I can make fun of you on the phone?"

Fugking idiots.