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Back where Jesus lost his sandels.
Hornier than a three peckered billy goat.
I will unscrew your head and chit down your neck.
Slap you into next Tuesday.
Ha Ha,you just fugged the ugliest one in the flock.
Dumber than a box of rocks.
Sheep lie.
Its all right to be white!!
Stupidity left unattended will run rampant
Don't argue with stupid people, They will drag you down to their level and then win by experience
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Campfire Kahuna
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Ranger
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Has more money than Carter has oats. miles
Look out for number 1, don't step in number 2.
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She’s tougher than a boiled owl
I’m gonna do it even if it hairlips the guvment.
He’s so unlucky it could be raining pu$$y and he’d still get hit with a dick
Her a$$ looked like two boar hogs fighting in a tow sack
It’s about to come a turd floater, you’d better hunt higher ground
"I used to be a tired hunting guide, now I'm just a re-tired hunting guide"
"No eternal reward will forgive us now, for wasting the dawn" JM
Jared
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He'd steal the stink out of dirty!
He ain't got the sense God gave a goose.
He don't know s#¡t from Shinola! Look at his shoes!
Couldn't find his butt with both hands!
With friends like him, who needs enemies?
Lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut!
My pop always said it this way: She's cuter than a speckled pup under a red wagon.
Hes so crosseyed he can stand on Wednesday and look both ways for Sunday.
He's so lazy, he wouldn't say "Soiiee" if the hogs was eating him!
He's so tight he's got nine and a half cents out of the first dime he ever made.
That boy is so ugly, he'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
He don't know nothin'! He's just talking to hear his head roar.
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win if ya can
lose if ya must
but always always
CHEAT
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Forgive your enemies, it messes up their heads.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
Every path has a few puddles.
The bigger they are, the harder they hit!
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My grandpa and I were out one day and he saw an old man he knew with a much younger women. I will never forget what he said "son that would be like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank"....
I guess I will remember that one till I die.
I may not be smart but I can lift heavy objects
I have a shotgun so I have no need for a 30-06.....
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Couldn’t pull a sick whore off a pizz pot….
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Campfire Ranger
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Tougher than two yellow toe nails. miles
Look out for number 1, don't step in number 2.
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She bangs like a dunny door in the wind.
Whatever you said...everyone knows you are a lying jerk. That's a bold assertion. Point out where you think I lied. Well?
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Campfire Kahuna
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Kahuna
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It's rainin' pitchforks and candlesticks!
Ex- USN (SS) '66-'69
Pro-Constitution.
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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How'r you fellin'? Steady to weak.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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We don't know what we don't know!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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She bangs like a dunny door in the wind. They call her "the turtle", when she's on her back, she's phoucced !
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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That boy sure has a lot of quit in him.
A true sportsman counts his achievements in proportion to the effort involved and fairness of the sport. - S. Pope
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If it don't rain, it'll be a long dry spell.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Busier than a one armed wallpaper hanger.
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