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Just put up a doozy for the Admiral. Double hi-lo at a 25 degree angle. About 150' each.

Doesn't get much "greener" yet clotheslines are banned by the climate alarmist liberal corksuckers who run all of America's suburban homeowners associations.

Those who know what's best for us all are a funny bunch.

"Because I said so!"

*snork*

Beware the “do gooders”! They’re smarter than us regular folk.

Ha. Shoulda just built a fence.

I guess one could do like the border jumpers do in
this neighborhood. Go up and down the shrubbery
that the original homeowners planted and drape
the wet socks and drawers and yoga pants all
over, and on the fence too.
Goes with all the disabled vehicles in the backyard
and the concrete virgin mary statue in the front yard

That'd look infinitely better than some old
ratty clothesline

( an aside- what's that pukey flowerdy stinky
laundry detergent or dryer goop the border
jumpers use ? Damn, at night if one has to
bring in the trashcan or put it out etc., sometimes
the fumes will make a tough man dizzy and
nauseated)

Clotheslines are dangerous to Houstons buds running through the neighborhoods at night.

Ha ! I bet that is funny !

Earlier in the year I had made a haystack of tomato
cages and pieces of rusty chicken wire I put over
young plants to keep the varmints out until the
plants got a good start. During the wee hours I could
have sworn I heard someone grunt loud and cuss
right outside, but I couldn't see anything.
The next day the cages and wire was fairly
scattered, so I figure one of the hood rats was
taking a shortcut and got he feets tangult all
up in dat wyruh stuff in dat yahd. I bet
that concrete felt good

I just hang mine on the 6' field wire fence that keeps the dogs in. Thought about the actual clothesline thing, said Nah, that costs money, fence is already here.

Then again...........................we ain't got no HOA here.