When God wants me off this earth I will Die
Until then I work and plan for my future.
And I have no idea when God will take me back home.
Though about planting some pecan trees from the nut. Then I thought, "I'm 72 years old! What good are th4y going to do me?"
Then I thought, "Who cares? I just want to start some pecan trees!"
Old man in his early 90's was sitting in the coffee shop. 9ne of his friends comes in, "Bill, I ain't seen you around. What's been going on?"
"You know I married that 25 year old girl.", Bill replies.
"How's that working out for you, sexually?"
"Well, in the morning, my son comes by the house on his way to work and helps me get on.
In the afternoon, him and three or four of his buddies come by and help me get off."
"Bill, why does it only take one to get you on, but 4 or 5 to get you off?"
Bill says, "Oh, I fight 'em!"
Two old geezers bumped into each other in town.
"Joe! I ain't seen ya in a while! Where you been?"
"Oh, I been in jail Fred.", Joe said.
"In jail? What in the world were you in jail for?" Fred asked.
"You remember that widow I was messing around with Fred?, Well, she charged me with rape." Joe mused.
"Joe! At yore age! They put YOU in jail for rape?" Fred asked.
"Nope," Joe said, "They put me in jail for perjury, I pled guilty!"