Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire Ever been caught by your parents, or caught your kids doing the nasty

This story is 152% true, as told by my straight laced parents. Both have passed so I can tell it and not suffer the consequences. The times they had told it, they’d both be crying with laughter, tears streaming down, me about to die of embarrassment.

Apparently I was two, three years old and walked in on them doing the deed. They froze, froze solid, thinking I’d walk out of the room in boredom if they didn’t move.

My mom, apparently, was on top. I walked around their motionless bodies, looking at whatever the hell they were doing. I was flat puzzled.

Eventually, they say I stepped back, looked over the situation and said “Ride that pony mama! Ride that pony!” And proceeded to walk out, uninterested in the goings on at that point.

My dad and mom, per the story, cracked up and couldn’t stop laughing and said “Just forget it…there’s always next time.”

Not by my parents but my grandma ! She was a really cool grandma and just snorted a chuckle and closed the door.

I’ll add that I was 15 and was staying in the Navy Lodge. My grandma and her second husband had picked me up to go see my uncle reenlist in the Navy in Pensacola Florida.

My wife and I we’re going at it, and our son (at that time) was 4. He said dad I can see your trying to hide mom!!

For me (and my girlfriend) it was being busted on Dow Chemical property by a Dow security guard. Nekkid except for a shirt or something over my lap with him shining a Maglite on us. His biggest concern was to make sure that my girlfriend was OK, followed by letting us know that the softball diamond we were parked at was owned by Dow.

I was 17 my girlfriend 19. She was giving me a blowie on the family room couch. Lights off,pants around my ankles and she was naked between my legs. My dad walked in , turned on the lights and started laughing. Turned off the lights and went upstairs. Never mentioned a word to me afterwards.

I grew up living in a mobile home... I was banging my girlfriend and a leg of the bed punched through the particle board floor.
I simply moved the bed over a few inches and the shag carpet covered the hole.
Later my grandparents were visiting for Christmas and the bed fell through the hole... they thought they did it!
I said what were you two up to in there? ... I laughed my azz off as did the rest of the family.

Late one evening after the kids were put to bed, my wife and I decided to engage in pleasuring one another.

The lights were off when all of a sudden, the hallway light comes on and the bedroom door slowly opens.

There in the doorway is our 4 year old son, looking tired as one would expect from being awaken. “ Would you guys quit noising, I’m trying to sleep!” Then he slowly turns and heads back down the hallway to his bedroom.

Needless to say, we’re embarrassed and cracking up with laughter to the point of just packing it in and calling it a night!

working for my first wife's dad, he had a field that was on a side road on the back part of their farm that had a gate. His daughter and I used to go there, drive into the field and close the gate and do what most teens want to do.

One night we are drinking and are feeling pretty randy, we end up rolling around in the grass, we're drunk we don't care. I go home and hit the bed

Next day I'm working with the father, we head over to the field, he walks over and picks up my underwear with a stick.

All I could say was "looks like someone had fun last night".

All he did was laugh. To this day I don't know if he knew it was mine or not.

Yep. Dad was proud. Mom was pissed. Girl was embarrassed.

When I was 16, my buddy paul and I snuck Marry fae into my parent's house, about a week or so later I had to ask my mom for the insurance card so I could go to the Dr, she asked why and I told her, never lied to her. My mom, lol Oh, probably that girl you and paul thought you snuck in the other day. went to the Dr got a finger stuck up my ass and a shot of penicillin. Paul wouldn't admit he had to do the same for a couple of yrs. Good times, Marry Fae was a fun whore, but a whore, lol.

Went to the in-laws for supper about 10 yrs ago 3 yr old daughter out of the blue says mommy was kissing daddy’s pp last night 🤦‍♂️🤬🥵 we carried on the “previous” conversation nothing else said after a few looks and red faces

One of my friend's 18 year old son (still living at home) recently got caught by his older sister all greased up in the nether regions, butt naked, and mid stroke with a towel ready, and a pornsite up on their computer in there downstairs office. The parents had left home to go to a concert and hotel for the evening, and the older sister just decided to stop by...
We all got a big laugh out of that one...

My sister in law overheard me and my ex wife once...we were all on vacation and we thought the cabin was empty lol

She told that story a few times

Would you rather:

Be forced to watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life, or join in once to make it stop?

This topic came up 12 years ago,...answered thusly by me:

3 yr old Nicole was told mom and dad was nekkid wrestling...

Had a funny feeling I was being watched from behind me railing Khanarella doggy style.

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My contributions were more animated back then. I'm older and much more subdued these days.

I walked in on my younger brother when he was about 15, had some girl layed out on the bed riding her like a bull. He had his chaps on and a pair of boots, bare ass hanging out, kinky little mf'er at just 15. 🤣🤣🤣

Lmao

Was on a double date in high school. Had been to a party with with enough booze to get my girlfriends best friend drunk. We went parking after the party and someone noticed the time. The girls had date curfews. We rushed to drop my girlfriends friend off first. When we arrived in front of her house, she was passed out with no shirt or bra on. My buddy and I dressed her as best as we could and I helped him cart her to her front door. Suddenly the porch light comes on and we can see this girls shirt was miss-buttoned and her bra was hanging out from the bottom of her shirt.

The door opens and this girls mother was standing there. My buddy took off running, and left me standing there holding this girl up. It was quite a dilemma, and a memory I'll never forget.