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So 4 of us take a road trip to visit a friend, while we are away one of the members of our group has his granddaughter house sitting. Only rule your boyfriend is not allowed over. That lasted about two days. Her mom walks in boyfriend has pants off, daughter is completely naked. The excuse is they went for ice cream and it was so hot it melted all over them so they went to the grandfather's house to get changed because there was cream all over the place and everything was sticky. Needless to say we had some lively ball busting sitting around the fire drinking bourbon. Nothing like being in the process of taking a sip of bourbon and blowing it out your nose from laughing so hard.
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You've got to hand it to a blind prostitute
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Her mom walked in on us once in a vacant house they owned.
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My Dad and I are standing by the garage looking at my car and he smiles and says, is that a butt print on your hatch window?
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several times. Funniest was back in about 1963, busted by a St John's County deputy. 3 AM in the parking lot of the old Oasis ocean front restaurant on A1A just south of Jax Beach. Tried to get out of the back seat with his flashlight beam in my face, and fell out face first, foot tripped un in her bra. I was like 17, she was less. Cop bitched us out and let us go. I drove off stark naked, with her trying her best to get dressed while I fishtailed out of the parking lot.
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My Dad and I are standing by the garage looking at my car and he smiles and says, is that a butt print on your hatch window? 😳😂😂😂😂😂
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Our 5 yr old daughter came in the bedroom one Sat morning while momma and I were being very friendly....she jumped on my back and said "Goody, a daddy sandwich!"
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My dog has walked in on my rubbing one out to midget porn. That's uncomfortable. The way she looks at me like "Daddy, is everything okay?"
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My dog has walked in on my rubbing one out to midget porn. That's uncomfortable. The way she looks at me like "Daddy, is everything okay?" Did ya forget the peanut butter?😂
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Our 5 yr old daughter came in the bedroom one Sat morning while momma and I were being very friendly....she jumped on my back and said "Goody, a daddy sandwich!" "With hotdogs!"
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
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Came out of the bedroom, after "a rest" 1 Saturday afternoon, to find the kids had hung my Akubra on the door knob !
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"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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At the exact instant of “the best part” the door busts open and the 3 year old says excitedly, “hey dad, what are you guys doing?!!”
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My oldest daughter was three at the time, got out of bed in the middle of the night and walked in on mommy and daddy "sleeping". We don't know how long she stood in the doorway quietly watching before sternly saying, with hands on her hips, "WHAT are you doing to my mommy?!?"
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At the exact instant of “the best part” the door busts open and the 3 year old says excitedly, “hey dad, what are you guys doing?!!” We told our son we were exercising! He thought we were wrestling!
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Twice with the same girl parked on back rds a by a deputy, lol 17 with a 15 yr old girl. Once at my bubbies house by his mom, we had people over parting and this one chick stayed the night with me, Phyllis opened the door while I was going down on her, she just nonchalantly said sorry Roger heard a noise so just checking.
I really miss her and big Jerry her husband they were like my second parent's "oilfield trash" but good people. She died of cancer in her early fifties and jerry 6 months after, he started drinking heavily after she died and ran off the road one night.
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Punchline to the joke:
"Roll mommy over...I want puppies!!"
For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "If a man will not work, he shall not eat."
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several times. Funniest was back in about 1963, busted by a St John's County deputy. 3 AM in the parking lot of the old Oasis ocean front restaurant on A1A just south of Jax Beach. Tried to get out of the back seat with his flashlight beam in my face, and fell out face first, foot tripped un in her bra. I was like 17, she was less. Cop bitched us out and let us go. I drove off stark naked, with her trying her best to get dressed while I fishtailed out of the parking lot. Damn Sam going to have to put you on Ignore, lol. good for you, I can picture it because I've been there more than once.
God bless Texas-----------------------
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I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
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My brother had the idea of sending a dick pic to his girlfriend, snapped a picture of it with his Polaroid, put it in the scanner and emailed the picture to her. Forgot to take it out of the scanner. Next day my dad asks us who's dick this was.
You've got to hand it to a blind prostitute
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Yes...I told them to quit visiting that website. Just joking.... 
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All of the above, it happens!
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