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I don't go by Luther that was my father's name....calling me Luther doesn't bother me it's just the fact that you think it does and I'm here to pleAse....

You don't want Civil....and honestly I don't give a dang Charlene

I was trying to be civil with you Demise or is it Donnie'bOy or maybe Dip Chitt' or yOderbOy....

Why would you mount a deformed rUnt of a turkey like that Denise....

Well................that's just another case of you being wrong, Luther. But THAT'S nothing out of the ordinary.

I..........and the rest of the people who frequent this room...........would MUCH prefer civility. But, it's fairly obvious you're not capable. So, we'll just roll with what we got. Playin' the hand we're dealt.

Buckle up and enjoy.

You started it Denise.....

Never did answer the question Denise....why would you mount a f'd up rUnt of a gobbler like that ?

No, Luther......................... YOU started it. I've re-posted your very first azzholish jab at me before. Don't think I need to do it again.



Meh............... Because the rest of it was pretty. And it was the bird that completed my second Royal Slam. It actually looks pretty good for a runt. Not that I'm concerned with your drunken, dickheaded opinion. How many Royals do YOU have Mr. Expert Turkey Hunter of the World??

Denise I knew a 400 lb lady that did several Royal Slams....

I've killed a few Rios but I like slamming Easterns.

Old girlfriend of yours ??

SURELY, if your 400 pound girlfriend could do it, YOU could have at least given it a TRY........

I never wanted to waste the money.

Yeah. A guy that spends 9 grande and 5 grande on a muzzleloader is probably best suited to looking at the same trees spring after spring.

It ain't FOR everybody, cupcake. Just 400 pound women and idiOts like me.

Pay attention Denise I didn't spend 9 grande for a muzzleloader I traded two box calls that I made for it....I did spend 5 grande for a sidelock it was not a muzzle loader.

My mistake.

Maybe you could trade the 400 pounder a couple box calls for a Gould's bird and a Merriam's ???

She died....she was a real nice lady she wore an inch and three quarter solid gold replica spur around her neck Said it was a replica of an Osceola she killed.

This is the post that set you off and got you to calling me names.....all one needs to do is look at your very next post.

I kinda figured you for one of them blind sitting dA'coy bOyz.

That post set ME off ?? Or are you talking to somebody else ?? I had to go back and find where you posted that. Didn't appear that it was directed at me when you posted it. But, whatever...........

At the property I hunt every couple of years I will kill a turkey with ivory colored spurs with black tips. They look pretty cool because they are different. All the spurs seem to be just under or over an inch. Biggest one was 1 1 3/8”.
It seems the smaller spurred birds have longer beards, while the birds with longer spurs the beards are shorter and more worn looking. Beards where I hunt in Oregon seem to average 8-9”.
Do not get a chance to see the spurs, my eyesight is not that good. 😁

I kinda feel that way about "deer hunters" who need to hunt from tree stands, blinds, over food plots or bait. I do understand it if you're stuck on a small piece of property and/or are too old and/or feeble to be on your feet for long but a frigging 6 year old can shoot deer from a tree stand or blind.

Beards and spurs.............a few of mine

The very next post you started calling me names again Denise.....

You mean when I called you "Luther" ?? I mean........what does the "L" in LFC stand for ??



I didn't get my panties all wadded up over THIS............

Time for you to grow a set, Little Fragile Crybaby, or move on to a kinder, gentler forum. You're a gem, Luther !!! Your YouTube video SHOULD be titled "Biggest crybaby turkey call maker out there".