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That's because Old Gobbler is a moderated site. Shannon monitors the quality of people he allows to be members there.

Don't worry, Glocks. I will GUARANTEE you I've taught more people how to get started in turkey hunting, how to run calls, how to pattern guns, how to kill "tough" gobblers........by a factor of 10........than what anyone else running at the mouth in this discussion has. I got paid to do it.

So, if you're not finding the published articles you're looking for, gimme a call sometime. I'd gladly........and civilly.......give you some pointers for the upcoming seasons.

Well there ya go glOcksucker....a mentor

A decent one, too.

And one with a lot of years' experience under his belt.

No it isnt, a little work and it's edible, cannot say the same for a store bought bird.

Best place for a Butterball is left in the grocery store. No amount of prep makes a store bought turkey edible, which is why I haven't tasted one in probably 20 years.

Give me a wild turkey breast chuncked up, soaked in butter milk, dredged in an egg/milk bath then seasoned flour or fish fry and into the hot grease.

I bet you could fix the glOcksucker up with one of your junk box calls....teach him about the use of a dA'coy and an enclosed blind.

Heck GlockheAd he might even invite you up and let you shoot one off his back pOrch next spring.....(like you said he did in a pm to me)

Maybe you could let Denise suck your glOck.

If I want a junk box call, I'll just buy one of yours.

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I guess that's why they sell for thousands of dollars.....

I doubt there's a damn thing you've ever done with wild turkey that we haven't. We've prepared it exactly that way and it still sucks. You keep telling yourself how good it is. I'll keep feeding it to the dogs where it belongs and putting store bought birds on my thanksgiving table.

Lotta fuggin fools in this world with more money than brains and you'd best be thankful for that. Ain't no turkey call worth thousands of dollars unless it's decorated with thousands of dollars worth of jewels or precious metals.

The worth of pretty much every material thing in this world is driven by the principle of supply/demand and a function of what people will pay for something. If it doesn’t depreciate or, better yet, appreciates in value then it’s pretty hard to argue something isn’t a good investment and worth what you paid for it. I’ve yet to see any fire sales on Frank’s calls.

Do you like it better when Frank's balls are resting on your chin or your forehead ?

Likely that IS Frank.

Yeah I know. 19 posts since January and most defending Frank in one way or another. "Sockpuppet" came to mind immediately. He says he's a friend but nobody believes Frank has one of those.

I guess. In 2012 someone paid over $10,000 for a fossilized turd. He was probably glad to have it.

Nope.

Notice the complete and correctly spelled sentences.

LOL, you got a point there.

Unless of course he's trying to sound like a semi illiterate, inbred, good ol' boy hick when posting under LFC and trying to sound semi intelligent and educated with parents that weren't brother and sister to throw us off when posting as TD5427. You never know. Maybe he's getting his dog or the kid next door to help him with the more intelligent sounding posts.