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Just that

A urinal and a koala changing station.

Nope

Ace !!!

lol

Not that I recall.

Pretty sure when younger I peed in more than one sink in a bar bathroom when the other units were full.

Philosophy back when I was drinking was................................It's just another porcelain fixture.

When I was in the USARMY and stationed in Maryland, we were in formation for PT on a Monday morning. The 1SGT walked to the front of the formation and yelled: IF I FIND OUT WHAT SOB SH*T IN THE URINAL LAST NIGHT I WILL PERSONALLY KICK HIS AZZ! Lots of rumors about who did this, but the guilty party was never ratted out.

I know someone that got kicked out of college for doing that very thing.

Two kids from my class broke into school after munching on some Ex-Lax.

Lid of toilet seat, urinal and the sink in the cooking table in the Home Ec room. They lit the sink one on fire with lighter fluid.

Saw the aftermath the following day at school, cause High School janitors don't clean some things that elementary school janitors do....

Beavis and Butthead were real. There were at least eight of them in every grade from 1979-1993....


The worst thing I did was dunk one of the Beavis and Butthead crew's head in the toilet with crap in it. Or shoot their fuggin dog.

When in college, took a dump in front of the RA's door in the dorms

Also popular at house parties was taking a crap in the tank above the bowl.... brown flushes for days. Called an "upper decker".... so I'm told 😉

You need Jesus.

I never crapped in a urinal, but I did upper deck one in my younger years.

Yup. While still early at a Tiki Bros rum punch party in the dorm suite. 4 bedrooms 2 baths and a living room with 8 coeds on either side. And by early I mean midnightish, a really hot girl crapped in the urinal on my side of the suite. Litteral shidt show. Takes some work to move that down. As I recall one of my old HS classmates puked in it later. Good times.

I see that the feces fetish is still strong.

Also knew a guy in the USARMY that claimed to have taken a dump on the desk of a 2LT and then smashed it flat with the plastic desk cover. Said he did this the night before leaving Germany and PCSing to Texas. He was pretty ruthless and do believe that he did what he said he did.

Buddy and his brother worked for a dude doing remodels.

They got to keep good stuff instead of just trashing it. Usable windows, doors, and such

Buddy's brother took home 3 terlets, had them sitting up against a retaining wall.

Buddy and I go out and get hammered one night, get back to his place, smokin' a cig or something else perhaps.

All of a sudden the urge hits, I see those johns over there and go leave a big steamer in one.

Buddy starts cracking up. What's up I say.

"My little bro is taking them to the swap meet tomorrow"

Next day, little bro comes back from the swap meet, minus the toilets. Buddy asks if the buyer looked in them. Brother says he looked in two and said he'd take the lot.

Someone brought a toilet full of schiedt home that day!

No,but I schit in a sink once.

I didn’t want to use the doorless crapper at a dive bar once, so I ran into a nearby garage and crapped my brains out. Wiped with some leaves then went back to slamming beers.