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No.

once stuck in rush hour traffic.

Rush hour traffic here is 2 pickups, a semi, and a train.

About three months or so ago I had to go to a doctor's office which is on the northeast side of Tucon, a part of town I've just never bothered to to Actually, his office is in Oro valley and it's a 32 mile trip one way I have to do two the three times a week for the chemo. Anyway, I was scheduled for an appointment, gave myself plenty of time and never made it. Finally I had to pee and it's screaming let me out or else, I'm telling hold on I got find the doc's office and finally on a fairly lonely stretch of La Cholla BLVD I got and baptized the BLVD. The area is where a lot of the rich people live so that made me feel even better. Finally, called the doc's office on my cell and told them my problem. They gave instruction and I found the place but it was too late to do anything so the just rescheduled it for another day.
On problems with the chemo, I've had no problems getting sick and puking my guts out but the first batch of "Dire Rear" last for a bit over three weeks. Put my in hospital for four days. Finally got it under semi- control but it doesn't really want to quit. I've about gotten to the point here I hate Gatoraide with a purple passion. Looks like the next round will be 10/3/22. I've had a nice three week break from from the Chemo. It's been nice.
PJ

Hope you get rid of it soon!

PJGunner, prayers for a quick and complete recovery.

I was stuck on a draw bridge in eastern NC once, some kind of trouble with bridge mechanism. We had been riding ATV's and maybe a few beers involved as well. I see a stream of (water?) trickling down the bridge and decide I can't wait, open the door and let it go. I realize the trickle of water down the bridge is more piss than AC condensate......

Thank you very much

Me and two buds went shrimping in Hilton Head 25 years ago. We get almost there and my friends K5 Blazer shut down... called AAA and they sent a rollback wrecker and picked us up off I-95. We had been drinking heavily. We were all stuffed in the single front cab of the wrecker riding back when we decided we'd rather ride in the K5 on the roll back - we could drink beer and listen to tunes...

This was all well and good until I had to piss. Everyone else went in a beer can. I was not going to chance that. I stepped out the door onto the flatbed/rollback going 65mph and let it fly.

Alcohol and youth will do that for you...

Apparently I wasn’t paying attention putting my long underwear on at 4am before the deer opener. 18’ feet up in a ladder stand after a thermos of coffee and I was past the point of no return. I committed too early when I found out my long Johns were on backwards. Safety harness, bibs, sweats, long and regular underwear all had to come down as I was tearing up doing the dance at altitude. I made it…for the most part. What I didn’t warmed me up.

I will say, that my range was incredible that high up. Felt like I was 16 again.

Not since I was about 18 months old. But that's not the worst of it, I also ate dirt and sh*t in my pants when I was 18 months old.......

I am 53 and just got done with a bout of prostatitis or prostate infection. The symptoms were constantly having to piss, hurt when I did piss, not in the meat but inside. When I did piss, hardly anything came out. I ran to the urologist and she gave me some antibiotics and flomax. I took two antibiotic pills and pissed a lot of blood the following day but I was able to actually piss again. There was so much blood that it was like syrup coming out. Next day, everything was all clear and back to normal. I am staying on the flomax permanently now. Doc told me not emptying my bladder completely probably caused the infection. There are zero long term issues with flomax and I never want that happening again. Getting old is a real peach.

At one of the nicest hotels I've stayed at.
The elevators were slooowww

Sounds like you've come full circle.

I want a follow up on that mailman that sued "mom."

LOL

Cock sucker.

Flowmax sucks because it f-cks up the flow of pecker juice for your girlfriend.

If you're not a gentleman, I don't know who is.

Sorry to hear that, Buddy. Hope you get better ASAP !

Follow up this Friday court date I’m going just to see hope I don’t piss my pants

I hope you get rid of it soon. They are a pain. On the upside you don't have to get up during the night and go.
I have, on three occasions this past 18 months, asked for one. The anesthesia they give me sometimes keeps me from going normally. I'll feel like I have to go and just as I think it's going to start the brakes get locked on, so no goey. I'm not sure how much this is but the last time they drained 350ml. My bladder was about to bust.
Take care, and get better soon!
Rick