One morning a woman is fixing pancakes and accidentally knocked a jar of BB's in it. She was feeling lazy and in a hurry so she went ahead and fixed the pancakes anyway.
About an hour or two after breakfast her little daughter come running in
"Mommy Mommy guess what?"
Mom: "What honey"
Daughter: "I went to go potty and out came some BB's."
Mom: "It's ok honey, a couple fell in the pancake mix this morning."
At lunch her husband came home
"Darling you will never guess what happened to me today at the office. I went to go take a crap and out came some BB's "
Wife: "it's okay dear a couple fell in the pancake mix this morning"
Well around mid afternoon her son came running in looking a little sheepish.
Mom: "what's wrong son?"
Son: "Nothin' you wouldn't believe me!"
Mom: "oh let me guess, you went #2 and BB's came out"
Son: "no ma'am, I was around the barn jacking off and shot a dog!"
