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Seems to be the thing now I quit going to church long ago the Bible frowned and burnt cities on such things.
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Not since they started doing "reverse exorcisms"
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No, but I have a sodomite for a governor.....
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The Methodist Church is splitting right now because of it. Two UMC congregations near us have voted to leave the mothership due to the “new” regulations re gay ministers and requirement to conduct gay weddings. Adios folks. We’re outta here.
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I did some work for a prominent rich older community Methodist church a few weeks ago the rotation before this one was a China man barely spoke English the following one is flaming pink shirt and all I see the down fall coming real fast
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Say what you want, but you gotta admit they’re some snazzy dresser’s.
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The baptist are next look closely all Im going to say
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I can’t believe no Catholics have spoken up?
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The baptist are next look closely all Im going to say The Baptists? They won’t even let you drink, now they’re saying you can gag on a cock? WTH?!
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No religion, no church, so no.
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The baptist are next look closely all Im going to say The Baptists? They won’t even let you drink, now they’re saying you can gag on a cock? WTH?! LOL….just like a red wave. Say it please.
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The Methodist Church is splitting right now because of it. Two UMC congregations near us have voted to leave the mothership due to the “new” regulations re gay ministers and requirement to conduct gay weddings. Adios folks. We’re outta here. Same here…
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Wabi has a female "pastor". Same/same. Maybe he'll chime in.
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The baptist are next look closely all Im going to say The Baptists? They won’t even let you drink, now they’re saying you can gag on a cock? WTH?! Oh, you can drink….you just can’t say “hello” to your fellow Baptists in the liquor store 😁. As the joke goes, “what’s the difference between Baptists and Methodists?” The Methodists can say hello to other Methodists in the liquor store 😁
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Ole Timothy had something to say about women….
NIV: "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent." CEV: "They should be silent and not be allowed to teach or to tell men what to do." NASB: "But I do not allow a woman to teach or exercise authority over a man, but to remain quiet."
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The queer preachers in the local Methodist Church have caused a major loss of membership.
BLAME IT ALL ON THE HEAD OF THE CHURCH WHO ARE IN CHARGE OF STAFFING. MUST HAVE BVEEN PLANNED DECADES AGO..
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As the joke goes, “what’s the difference between Baptists and Methodists?”
The Methodists can say hello to other Methodists in the liquor store 😁 Why should you always take 2 Baptists fishing ? If you take only 1, he will drink all of your beer.
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No religion, no church, so no. It might give you some personality.
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Our church accepted an openly lesbo ministerial candidate, folks in the congregation were not approving of this and ran her off. She/he had a man's haircut and dressed like a man, brought her "wife" to church.
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