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Doc is listening to sounds in the belly of an expecting young lady. She will have triplets, all boys. To his surprise he hears a male voice say “When I get out of here I want to be an electrical engineer.”
Another voice asks why. “I can’t stand the darkness.”, he replies. “What are you going to do?”
“I’m going to be a plumber!” Another voice asks why and in response says, “I’m tired of being wet all the time. “
A third voice says “I’m going to be a trapper. “ The other two ask why, and he says “Every 3-4 days a gopher slips in here. I want to trap it and kill it dead!”
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Outfitter
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A few decades later. Payback would hurt like hell.
Gun Shows are almost as comical as boat ramps in the Spring.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Doc is listening to sounds in the belly of an expecting young lady. She will have triplets, all boys. To his surprise he hears a male voice say “When I get out of here I want to be an electrical engineer.”
Another voice asks why. “I can’t stand the darkness.”, he replies. “What are you going to do?”
“I’m going to be a plumber!” Another voice asks why and in response says, “I’m tired of being wet all the time. “
A third voice says “I’m going to be a trapper. “ The other two ask why, and he says “Every 3-4 days a gopher slips in here. I want to trap it and kill it dead!” and that is why so many male millennials identify as GAY nowadays. probably where the term snappy puzzy came from.
"Minus the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the Country" Marion Barry, Mayor of Wash DC
“Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the Constitution.” ~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
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