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A woman was concerned because her husband had started eating dog food. She asked the doctor if was dangerous, The doctor had told her that it wouldn't harm him. Six months later, he saw her in the grocery store, and asked how the husband was doing. She told him that he had died. The doctor said that the dog food shouldn't have caused that. Oh no, she told him. He was crossing the street, and stopped to lick his balls, and got run over by a car.
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The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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Two men watched a German Shepherd lick his balls.
“God damn. Wouldn’t it be great if I could do that?” Said the first man. His friend replied, “you better ask the dog first.”
The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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A woman was concerned because her husband had started eating dog food. She asked the doctor if was dangerous, The doctor had told her that it wouldn't harm him. Six months later, he saw her in the grocery store, and asked how the husband was doing. She told him that he had died. The doctor said that the dog food shouldn't have caused that. Oh no, she told him. He was crossing the street, and stopped to lick his balls, and got run over by a car. lol
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Uncle Alpo might enjoy that joke
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When I worked for a large beverage company back in the 90s I was dropping off an order at a c-store. I actually saw a guy take a can of dog food off the shelf, open it, eat some of it and then paid for it at the counter. I mentioned it to the employee before I left and he told the guy was mentally ill but harmless
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I admit, I didn't see that one coming. I guess the dog food eater didn't either.
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I will open a can of beer and drink it while looking for the booze I want.😂
Just kidding. I do open a coffee drink in Walmart and do my shopping on occasion. 🤷🏻♂️
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Back in the 50's an old Filipino man bought canned dog food by the case when it was on sale and that neighbor did not have a dog.
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Previously heard a different version. Both funny.
A Man was in a big supermarket buying a 2 large bags of dog biscuits for his 2 dogs. He was standing in the queue at the till when the woman behind him asked if he had a dog. Thinking it was a very stupid question he replied on impulse, “No, I’m starting The Dog Food Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but by then I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.” Shocked, the woman said “50 pounds?”. “Yes”, he replied, “it was essentially the perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with dog biscuits and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I am going to try it again.” At this point everyone in the queue was enthralled with the story. However the woman was horrified and asked if he’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because he had been poisoned. “No”, he said “It was because I was sitting in the road licking my balls when a car hit me.”
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Anyone who’d eat an oyster will eat anything….
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Anyone who’d eat an oyster will eat anything…. I just polished off two cans of smoked oysters last night. Mmmmm Good!
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