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You are probably asking - What is the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, and anal sex makes your whole weak.
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Hell, I put ribbed condoms on inside out, darned if she gets the fun 
"The 375HH is the greatest level of power you can get for the investment in recoil." (JJHack)
79s and losttrail, biggest waste of air.
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And none of that is a substitute for being richer……
Sic Semper Tyrannis
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Hell, I put ribbed condoms on inside out, darned if she gets the fun hahahahaha, man that is funny Partsman! I am sure if you can't get them off, you can make them laugh lol KB
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Women orgasm? Must be doing something wrong
Life’s hard, it’s even harder if your stupid. -John Wayne
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You boyz want to do it right? Take it from an EXPERT, get one of these and learn how to use it and you will have a very satisfied lover, or if you are married or with a better half, she will be thrilled and you will be on her Christmas shopping list forever! Makes for an excellent Christmas Present hehehe Your Two-Legged Dear Hunting Guide ~ KillerBee Hitachi Magic Wand - The Gift That Keeps On Giving ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/q9ibtaL.jpg)
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Who cares? Women get orgasms eating chocolate and buying sh'it.
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Who cares? Women get orgasms eating chocolate buying sh'it. Only fat ones and who wants a fat one? lol
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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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I never beat Mario Bros or solved a Rubik’s cube either. I never playede Mario Brothers but the Rubik Cube is easy......throw it at the wall, smashed to pieces, pick them and with a bit of glue, put it back together in order. Or, just shoot it with a .44 Rem Mag 300 gr bear load! Simple. Jeff
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Should have added this disclaimer with my Hitachi Magic Wand advise.
You have to wear High End Hearing Protection Earmuffs while operating the Magic Wand, otherwise you may suffer from temporary Tinnitus after each encounter, or long-term Tinnitus once your better half become addicted to it and you are forced to use it on a regular basis.
You have been properly warned ~ KB
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If someone else has to explain it to you, you have been doing something wrong.
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Who cares? Women get orgasms eating chocolate buying sh'it. Only fat ones and who wants a fat one? lol I like the fat ones!
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Who cares? Women get orgasms eating chocolate buying sh'it. Only fat ones and who wants a fat one? lol I like the fat ones! ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/KjhYPTFM/IMG-20221123-121546.jpg) keyboard button test
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Who cares? Women get orgasms eating chocolate buying sh'it. Only fat ones and who wants a fat one? lol I like the fat ones! 😂
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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When I was young a very beautiful dark haired French woman older than myself spent a couple of years teaching that to me.
Memories for the eternity.
Osky It took you two years WTF? All I need is two maybe three minutes tops... It sounds to me like he was playing the long game rather than a one pump dump. I think 2 years with a gal as described is brilliant. Nailed it! Hell if her husband hadn’t found out id be learning under her to this day, if you know what I mean. Osky
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A woman's heart is the hardest rock the Almighty has put on this earth and I can find no sign on it.
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I may not be an expert but i know it's clitoris & clitoral...not clitoreas & clitoreal...as the female narrator pronounces it...as dumb as pronouncing prostate as if it were spelled prostrate...here endeth the lesson +1
Mark Begich, Joaquin Jackson, and Heller resistance... Three huge reasons to worry about the NRA.
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Orgasm?
A long time ago I discovered they sometimes come back sooner if they don't come.
So sometimes they didn't come, and I went twice!😁😁😁😁😁😁
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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I got mine. Why do I need to worry about hers? OK, that made me laugh out loud.
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