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We are from the government and we are here to help.
there is no man more free than he who has nothing left to lose --unknown--
" If it bleeds we can kill it" Conan The Barbarian
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That gal is ugly enough to scare the squeal out of a pig.
You get out of life what you are willing to accept. If you ain't happy, do something about it!
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What do you know? It takes a big woman to weigh a ton.
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useless as tits on a chicken
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Caller: Hi, I need some information about ...
Me: Okay. ...
Caller: Wait a minute, let me get a pen.
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When biting into an exceptionally hot pepper....
Southern folk say "dadgum, granny must of been mad when she planned those! They gots the fire in em!"
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What do you know? It takes a big woman to weigh a ton. Your old lady's so big, she beeps when she backs up.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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I've been to two county fairs and a goat f..king... ain't never seen something like that...
Harder than Custer's nuts...
Drier than a popcorn fart...
Hells Bells...
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That boys pee-pee has taken him places that I wouldn't go with a gun!
I'd low crawl over 5 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart in a field telephone.
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Busier than a 3 peckered billy goat... Online Content Aagaardsporter Campfire Member A Joined: Sep 2019 Posts: 319 Mid Michigan Omicron cases seem to double every two days in virgin territory.....scary. Vaccine boosters appear to reduce risk/illness. what an idiot
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From the things my old man used to say files....
"You're about as smart as a screen door on a submarine".
"You're about as funny as a fart in a space suit". (which actually is quite funny)
"Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the directions on the heel".
"Everyone likes a little azz, nobody likes a smart azz".
Damn I miss that guy. But honor his memory by keeping those sayings in circulation with my son, and grandkids.
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Guns are responsible for killing as much as Rosie O'Donnel's fork is responsible for her being FAT.
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Let go my ears.................I know what I to do.
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You're hittin' on all eights.
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Yankees are like hemorrhoids: Pain in the butt when they come down and always a relief when they go back up.
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He's so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.
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And one I've told my brothers many a time!
Keep it up and I'll cancel your birth certificate.
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Dog eat dog,rats keep winning rat race.
]Barking up the wrong tree
Hold your horses
Chomping at the bit
GFY
Rehab is for quitters!
THEY are all guilty!
Name one honest politician!
DEFINE Treason.
God bless the USA
Democrats ARE the plague!
RINO'S need to be hunted!
Who's a bigger puzzy than Paul Ryan? Mike Pence? John Kerry ?
REELECT NOBODY! Except Trump
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