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Not a meme but...
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
...I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...
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I guess it's true: There's no place like ham for the hollandaise.
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I guess it's true: There's no place like ham for the hollandaise. Actually, true epicures go to the capital of Italy for their sauces because there's no place like Rome for the Hollandaise.
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I guess it's true: There's no place like ham for the hollandaise. Actually, true epicures go to the capital of Italy for their sauces because there's no place like Rome for the Hollandaise. I'll bet Nome would have something to say about that.
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Mercy ceases to be a virtue when it enables further injustice. -Brent Weeks
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Dayom !!
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Dayom !! Or when you want to make a grilled cheese sandwich
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Dayom !! Or when you want to make a grilled cheese sandwich Take the stick of cold butter and rub it around on the pan and then throw the bread on top of it and build your grilled cheese. Do the same thing on the other side. Try it!
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Always remember: She actually pays somebody to write these for her....
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Dayom !! Or when you want to make a grilled cheese sandwich Take the stick of cold butter and rub it around on the pan and then throw the bread on top of it and build your grilled cheese. Do the same thing on the other side. Try it! That’s the way my wife does it. Works great.
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Always remember: She actually pays somebody to write these for her.... She pay someone to write these for her, too? Typical Hollywood hypocrite.
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Dayom !! Or when you want to make a grilled cheese sandwich I was thinking the destroyed mansion behind the boulder would bring more attention....
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