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An Expose.

Subject - roundoak (alias Wayne)

This will be long. It will require some reading and following along, if you can't keep up please feel free to quit at anytime. The following is not in anyway exhaustive, this is literally half an hour of post skimming or less. Probably more time wrapped up typing this out.

*I can only provide the information, I can't understand it for you*

If any of the below can be refuted, love to hear explanations, god knows theres enough BS floating around.


Interesting note from my perusing - a lot of old photos are lost to the Photobucket black hole (not oaks fault). Lotta new posts have broken Imgur links. Now could Wayne like to run a tight Imgur ship and clean house regularly? Most certainly. Is it pretty convenient given the allegations for the accused? I don't know.




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Lets start with an age on the subject.


https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...n-deer-season-proposal-sucks#Post4094586

Subject states in 2010 he has 53 (should be 54 years) hunting WI firearms season. Alludes to service in Viet Nam (not disputing this, just germane to the upcoming math)

Assuming he started hunting the season after he sprang forth from the womb we're looking at 54+12 years since the post. Public education tells me 66 years of age minimum. Can we safely add 5-10 years to this since we live in the real world - I thinks thats fair, but full disclosure that would be speculation on my part.


BUT HILLESTADJ WHY DO I CARE HOW OLD WAYNE IS?!!

Glad you asked, seems to be some continuity errors in the Matrix.

Fast forward 7 years from the above post (making the subject 61 years old, minimum) we have the below regaling of a Chugach goat adventure.


https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...t-medicine-150-gr-nosler-bt#Post12257253

Wayne-o is a spry looking 61 in this pic (unless we're to believe the hero shot is of the guide or a bystander).


Fast forward 2 more years, we are now 63 minimum in Wayne years. We've discovered the fountain of fugking youth here. Or again, we're using bystanders to pose for hero shots. Little strange.


https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...the-montana-missouri-breaks#Post14268321


Fast forward to 11/15 of this year. Cousin Cort looks like he must have been an oopsie baby unless we left out 2nd cousin once removed from the descriptor. Admittedly less damning, but there none the less.



https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...ps-and-gps-equals-bull-down#Post17805026



More rampant speculation in the next link. But knowing what we now know about the Sumac Twin and Crawford County by way of Trempealeau Miracle bucks its a bit insulting that I'm supposed to believe not one or two but muh fugkin' THIRTEEN (ONE THREE!) bucks of that caliber came out of the same hunting party? Yeah, no.

I'm not saying they're mined from Wisconsin Rut Report or similar Facebook groups that are going to be damn near untraceable one year out. But, yeah, I'm saying that.

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...gun-deer-season-at-a-glance#Post16752980



NOW, the real heartbreaker. As is so often the case this last days events are not the first time Wayne has tried to get one past us here. Easily brushed off as a misunderstanding on the kinder, gentler Fire of 2017.

One is a coincidence, two is a pattern, three is fugg you - do not pass go, do not collect $200.


https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...-bucks-that-still-haunt-you#Post11882139

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...-bucks-that-still-haunt-you#Post11882143

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbt...-bucks-that-still-haunt-you#Post11883562

For those slow on the uptake, catch up.

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/17837944/

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/17845123/1

You’ve been busy!
Didja see the coues?

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If I find out roundoak is actually BIG_MORTIE I’m going to be pissed…

I’m gonna have to call our expert coues hunter for a consultation on this.

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Just imagine how pissed RoundOak is gonna be when he reads that his entire life on the CampFire has been exposed as a sham of BS and Frick’n deceit?

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Fear not gentlemen and Eyeball. The patriots are in control.

I recall RO posting about his brother dying in the war and him taking in his brother's young family.

I figured he was in his forties.

Crazy shidt.

Guys, guys … there’s been a misunderstanding.

Yea, Just like when Flave's mom found out all those pics of Barry I texted her weren't actually of me.

Looks like RoundOak has found the ‘Fountain of Youth’.

Wayne, can you point me in the direction to that mythical water?

I just turned 57 and can still get it done in the field, but I’d sure like to look 35-40 years old again.

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So that’s why Flavor’s mom always makes me wear black face.

Thanks….Not

Lol

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I thought RO was a stud until he started claiming he shot all those big bucks with Savage 99.

Before …



After …

I recall a lot of stuff I couldn't find quickly, so you're not alone on that one. No receipts though so it didn't make the dossier.

Oh, for sure.

Something about a ‘Root File’ a ‘Hard Drive’ bleaching and 50 gallons of Oil of Olay applied three times a day.

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Now you understand my devastation when I learned of flavor’s mom. Previously I thought brother Beav was paramour La Grande …

It's been tough for all of us.

This should be good....