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Lol, looks like you need to do a little less eating and a lot more peddling........ He was too heavy to throw in the back of the Colorado That's what you get for buying a pussy truck!
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Lol, looks like you need to do a little less eating and a lot more peddling........ He was too heavy to throw in the back of the Colorado That's what you get for buying a pussy truck! REN, get in here quick. We have blasphemy.
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I went fishing today, had a glorious time!!
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"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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Did I tell y'all about the time we were attacked by a pack of wild hyena's while patrolling the Mozambique border? No camera's, but a sketch artist was in the truck and portrayed how it went down that awful night:
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Did I tell y'all about the time we were attacked by a pack of wild hyena's while patrolling the Mozambique border? No camera's, but a sketch artist was in the truck and portrayed how it went down that awful night: Amazeballs! What was the final tally of enemy killed in the AM?
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Lol, looks like you need to do a little less eating and a lot more peddling........ He was too heavy to throw in the back of the Colorado That's what you get for buying a pussy truck! REN, get in here quick. We have blasphemy.
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I was gassing up the skidder and guess what popped out of the woodline. It was running full speed but I put one in the airbags and deflated him. Gonna cut the antlers into dog chews.
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Did I tell y'all about the time we were attacked by a pack of wild hyena's while patrolling the Mozambique border? No camera's, but a sketch artist was in the truck and portrayed how it went down that awful night: Amazeballs! What was the final tally of enemy killed in the AM? I lost count in the haze of war on the plains that night, I was a machine that just kept pumping lead into those beasts. Ted Nugent heard about it around a campfire one night while he was hunting in Namibia and inspired him to coin the phrase "Whack 'em and stack 'em!".
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My freezer was getting low so I went out looking for meat. Damn my luck, all I could find was this gamey old buck.
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This little guy was hanging out by my white brick shop. I figured I better put him down to keep his flawed genetics outa the gene pool. DRT.
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Me and the old lady were walking the 40 back behind the doublewide last week. I heard a loud roar coming from an ironwood thicket off to my right. No sooner than I looked over that way, I saw a well maned male lion airborne about 12 feet in the air on a path right for the wife. Thanks to the speed and lightning quick reflexes that bicycling have given me, I lunged with all of my worth right toward him and speered him in the head like a crack addled linebacker. It knocked him plum the fugk out. I ran the wife back to the trailer and locked her up. I grabbed the 404 Webley and headed back out to give him the coup de gras. When I got back to where he was, he was gone. I figured he was stalking the old lady so I sprinted back toward the double wide. Sure enough, there he was walking toward the front door. Not wanting to take a risky Texas Heart Shot, I ran up and smacked him on the ass to get him to turn around. He was faster than I thought, so I didn't have time lower the barrel. Instinctively, from all of my Special Beret training, I gave him a but stroke to the head. There he lay and quivered for a second before giving up the ghost. Never had to fire a shot. We took a quick pic. I figured I'd get him mounted. He was too heavy to throw in the back of the Colorado, so I went out to the shed to get the tractor. It took a while to disconnect the manure spreader and get the front end loader hooked up. By the time I got back the coyotes had dragged him off into the mesquite. a 600 pound lion shot by a 800 pound hunter....don't see that every day...
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Got this one in the Upper Peninsula on my 3000 acre farm a week ago. Had Tinks 69 on my boots and he was humping my leg when I shot him.
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Not my buffalo. Must of been shot with one of those 9mm Biden was telling us about. He obviously shoots a Creedmoor. 9mm
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I wish I had a big buck story to tell but dang it all, I sat in the blind all day and never saw a damned thang!
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After getting home and reviewing the camera photos of my epic hunt I saw the above picture that I can assure you was a deep fake! I was so pissed, me and my buddy went back out there the next day and...well.... let's just say the cops wouldn't let me keep the trophy picture of me holding it's head up by the horns, but, I was able to copy a picture from the news article of just before I shot him!
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After getting home and reviewing the camera photos of my epic hunt I saw the above picture that I can assure you was a deep fake! I was so pissed, me and my buddy went back out there the next day and...well.... let's just say the cops wouldn't let me keep the trophy picture of me holding it's head up by the horns, but, I was able to copy a picture from the news article of just before I shot him! Must have been using Creedmores.
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Was out squirrel hunting the other day with buddy, took 23 .338 Lapua Magnum 220 gr. shells to drop this B&C MONSTER!
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Cull from the farm in NE Oklahoma. I couldn't let one so deformed breed another season.
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