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I may wear spandex, and I may invite new members out for dinner at quaint little Viking restaurants, but Ren says I have no fashion sense, and I sure as piss can't gift wrap.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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It's a start but not conclusive evidence that you're heterosexual.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire Ranger
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Gifts are wrapped securely, turn them over and stick a bow on em Good job
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Campfire Outfitter
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Looks like a fine job of wrapping gifts. I'd be proud.
Where do you find viking restaurants in New Orleans? And why would you want too? What's their specialty, lutefisk?
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Don't worry about it. They're just going to rip it open, anyway.
Slaves get what they need. Free men get what they want. Rehabilitation is way overrated. Orwell wasn't wrong. GOA member disappointed NRA member 24HCF SEARCH
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It's a start but not conclusive evidence that you're heterosexual. Not sure about your conclusions....I've long suspected that he's a tri-sexual. He'll try anything sexual?
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Tracker
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GIFT BAGS! they come in all sizes.
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Don't worry about it. They're just going to rip it open, anyway. Agreed. If it’s a good gift the poor wrap job is immediately forgiven. If it’s not, the best presentation won’t save you.
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Campfire Outfitter
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GIFT BAGS! they come in all sizes. Apparently dil-dos do too, look a the variation in the size of those gifts!
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Campfire Tracker
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Time of year that make it worthwhile towards being an àsshole. No younglings around so I buy exactly two presents this year. Something nice for my mom and one chew toy for my Lola.
Life is grand!
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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No conundrum. I can wrap gifts, or not. But I'm not worried about how I perform when I do.
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GIFT BAGS! they come in all sizes. This was my answer
I may not be smart but I can lift heavy objects
I have a shotgun so I have no need for a 30-06.....
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Campfire Sage
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Laziness is not synonymous with inability.
You’re just lazy.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Close enough, recipients will only notice whats inside after they rip em open.
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Laziness is not synonymous with inability.
You’re just lazy. I am confident that it's a healthy dose of both. The inability fuels the laziness. I could probably achieve mediocrity if I really tried.
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Predictable, that ya didn't get anything straight, or square.
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Predictable, that ya didn't get anything straight, or square. Sounds like I'd make a good Ruger Employee.
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Not again! I still have the one ya sent last year.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I could probably achieve mediocrity if I really tried. Dude you're there, relax.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Lol, I can't wrap worth a fuqk either!
Paul
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Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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