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Got one started on my left ass cheek.

If I can get a mirror and twisted around enough to take a picture, can someone tell
me if I need a Doc?


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Originally Posted by Dillonbuck
Got one started on my left ass cheek.

If I can get a mirror and twisted around enough to take a picture, can someone tell
me if I need a Doc?
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Originally Posted by Dillonbuck
Got one started on my left ass cheek. If I can get a mirror and twisted around enough to take a picture, can someone tell
me if I need a Doc?
Sorry for your situation - - but please spare us what will be in that photo. Let the doc look at it - he gets paid.


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I have a ganglion cyst on my left pointer finger knuckle......I want to lance it myself but haven't yet. I had one on my right hand a number of years ago that finally went away on its own.

Ass cheeks are another matter.......you're on your own OP.

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It beats bullhead clap


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I read that sitting in a pan of Turpentine dries them right up. I would suggest that you wear a hardhat when you do it too.


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Poke that thing with a big needle and grit your teeth and squeeze hard as you can.


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You sure came to right place, if you're in need of some ass-cyst-ance.

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Tried a picture.
Too much fur. If I can get my wife to shave it, we will take some.
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This will have to suffice





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Originally Posted by 160user
I read that sitting in a pan of Turpentine dries them right up. I would suggest that you wear a hardhat when you do it too.

A turpentined ass and nuts. Wear a Speedo and a You Tube video could make you some big bucks.

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Icththamol unglued and a bandage.


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I could watch that for hours.

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If it is a cyst, it will look exactly like a democRATs brain.. lance it with a syringe for home care... top center, then on side if it is that big, at 4, 8 and 12 oclock....

or go see a doctor or urgent care.. what ever is cheaper.... Lance it if it is small.. if larger, have it I & D.. ( incised and drained) at a medical office.

Boil will go away on its own...

Pimple.. it will end up having a head.. have the wife pop it, or use a small pin to lance it if it is buried in muscle...

that is what we would have done in the Troop Medical Clinic, when I was in the Army....when you came down to visit we medics...

We use to call the TMC, the Cry Baby Clinic on Ft Lewis....


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Originally Posted by P_Weed
You sure came to right place, if you're in need of some ass-cyst-ance.


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Duct tape a habanero pepper over the spot. Burn it out.


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