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There was a tale told a number of years ago by a member about how he pistol whipped someone at a range with his 1911. It would not surprise me if it was him, I just don’t remember the poster. I remember the thread, but not the guy's user name. Pure idiot liar. Said he was shooting at a range, and a guy came up, and he slapped him upside the head with his 1911, then called the range officer over to escort him out... Pure Gold.  Somehow I think he ran off to play with friendlier kids...  Same. I can’t remember his handle for the life of me but it was comic gold. That was the greatest story ever told on this forum. Like you’ve seen em all. LMAO
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Air hose a$s whoopin happened in MS.
😂😂
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There was a tale told a number of years ago by a member about how he pistol whipped someone at a range with his 1911. It would not surprise me if it was him, I just don’t remember the poster. I remember the thread, but not the guy's user name. Pure idiot liar. Said he was shooting at a range, and a guy came up, and he slapped him upside the head with his 1911, then called the range officer over to escort him out... Pure Gold. Somehow I think he ran off to play with friendlier kids... Same. I can’t remember his handle for the life of me but it was comic gold. That was the greatest story ever told on this forum. I have to respectfully disagree. The general Stuart ambulance ride was the greatest. The preacher whipping sancho with a hose as second. Both being true and factual cementing their place(s). But the pistol whipping bullshit story was damn good. HC crawling through his backyard to eat charcoal after his wife poisoned him was pretty damn good too.
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There was a tale told a number of years ago by a member about how he pistol whipped someone at a range with his 1911. It would not surprise me if it was him, I just don’t remember the poster. I remember the thread, but not the guy's user name. Pure idiot liar. Said he was shooting at a range, and a guy came up, and he slapped him upside the head with his 1911, then called the range officer over to escort him out... Pure Gold. Somehow I think he ran off to play with friendlier kids... Same. I can’t remember his handle for the life of me but it was comic gold. That was the greatest story ever told on this forum. I have to respectfully disagree. The general Stuart ambulance ride was the greatest. The preacher whipping sancho with a hose as second. Both being true and factual cementing their place(s). But the pistol whipping bullshit story was damn good. HC crawling through his backyard to eat charcoal after his wife poisoned him was pretty damn good too. Well if we’re digging deep Kellory was good for some bullshît too. I nominated the 2 I did because they were true. I think that carry’s them over the threshold like a virgin bride to epicness.
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I bayoneted a couple rats with the knife I glued to the forend of a Crossman single shot pellet pistol. Using it as a club didn't seem like a great idea.
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There was a tale told a number of years ago by a member about how he pistol whipped someone at a range with his 1911. It would not surprise me if it was him, I just don’t remember the poster. I remember the thread, but not the guy's user name. Pure idiot liar. Said he was shooting at a range, and a guy came up, and he slapped him upside the head with his 1911, then called the range officer over to escort him out... Pure Gold. Somehow I think he ran off to play with friendlier kids... Same. I can’t remember his handle for the life of me but it was comic gold. That was the greatest story ever told on this forum. I have to respectfully disagree. The general Stuart ambulance ride was the greatest. The preacher whipping sancho with a hose as second. Both being true and factual cementing their place(s). But the pistol whipping bullshit story was damn good. The General stealing the Ambulance was the best Fire Story EVER. And it was TRUE ! 🤪🤪🤪
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There was a tale told a number of years ago by a member about how he pistol whipped someone at a range with his 1911. It would not surprise me if it was him, I just don’t remember the poster. I remember the thread, but not the guy's user name. Pure idiot liar. Said he was shooting at a range, and a guy came up, and he slapped him upside the head with his 1911, then called the range officer over to escort him out... Pure Gold. Somehow I think he ran off to play with friendlier kids... Same. I can’t remember his handle for the life of me but it was comic gold. That was the greatest story ever told on this forum. I have to respectfully disagree. The general Stuart ambulance ride was the greatest. The preacher whipping sancho with a hose as second. Both being true and factual cementing their place(s). But the pistol whipping bullshit story was damn good. HC crawling through his backyard to eat charcoal after his wife poisoned him was pretty damn good too. Well if we’re digging deep Kellory was good for some bullshît too. I nominated the 2 I did because they were true. I think that carry’s them over the threshold like a virgin bride to epicness. I forgot about that lying sack of schidt.
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There was a tale told a number of years ago by a member about how he pistol whipped someone at a range with his 1911. It would not surprise me if it was him, I just don’t remember the poster. I remember the thread, but not the guy's user name. Pure idiot liar. Said he was shooting at a range, and a guy came up, and he slapped him upside the head with his 1911, then called the range officer over to escort him out... Pure Gold. Somehow I think he ran off to play with friendlier kids... Same. I can’t remember his handle for the life of me but it was comic gold. That was the greatest story ever told on this forum. I have to respectfully disagree. The general Stuart ambulance ride was the greatest. The preacher whipping sancho with a hose as second. Both being true and factual cementing their place(s). But the pistol whipping bullshit story was damn good. HC crawling through his backyard to eat charcoal after his wife poisoned him was pretty damn good too. Well if we’re digging deep Kellory was good for some bullshît too. I nominated the 2 I did because they were true. I think that carry’s them over the threshold like a virgin bride to epicness. Fair enough. The ambulance thing was before my time here. I read about it in the archives. No doubt that’s the win for true life, bad azz, crazy chit.
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Does using the wife’s double ended ddildo count?
Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego. Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.
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There was a tale told a number of years ago by a member about how he pistol whipped someone at a range with his 1911. It would not surprise me if it was him, I just don’t remember the poster. I remember the thread, but not the guy's user name. Pure idiot liar. Said he was shooting at a range, and a guy came up, and he slapped him upside the head with his 1911, then called the range officer over to escort him out... Pure Gold. Somehow I think he ran off to play with friendlier kids... Same. I can’t remember his handle for the life of me but it was comic gold. That was the greatest story ever told on this forum. I have to respectfully disagree. The general Stuart ambulance ride was the greatest. The preacher whipping sancho with a hose as second. Both being true and factual cementing their place(s). But the pistol whipping bullshit story was damn good. HC crawling through his backyard to eat charcoal after his wife poisoned him was pretty damn good too. Well if we’re digging deep Kellory was good for some bullshît too. I nominated the 2 I did because they were true. I think that carry’s them over the threshold like a virgin bride to epicness. Fair enough. The ambulance thing was before my time here. I read about it in the archives. No doubt that’s the win for true life, bad azz, crazy chit. A real truth stranger than fiction deal. I feel bad for the guy.
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Does using the wife’s double ended ddildo count? Which end did you use?
Dave
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Air hose a$s whoopin happened in MS.
😂😂 I remember this story. Anyone have a link to it or a way to look it up?
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The General had a brain tumor or something that caused him to lose it and jack the ambulance. I’d always read his posts on his S&W collection and he was very knowledgeable. Then all the sudden he’s telling this wild tale about stealing the ambulance and running from the cops.
After his passing his wife logged on and posted a link to his obit and an explanation of what happened.
Pretty sad but man, what a way to go out!
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Does using the wife’s double ended ddildo count? Which end did you use? To pistol whip a person, you can use either side? I guess you don’t realize what double side ddildo is.
Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego. Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.
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Paging Hotrot Lincoln..,,
Paging Hotrot Lincoln…… lololol
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I saw a pistol whipping once. It was with a 25 cal Raven so more of just a thunk over the crown of the head. You see some chit in the trailer park😂
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Paging Hotrot Lincoln..,,
Paging Hotrot Lincoln…… Was he the dumbfück with the bullshît story about the range? Prolly. As the old folks say “he likes to spin a yarn” If you added up all his years of what’s he’s done.. He’d be about 247 yrs old. I've seen it done with a Glock 27. It was semi effective. further action was necessary to effect arrest, but it did take affect.
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You're probably better off smacking someone on the head with a Raven .25 than shooting them with it and pissing them off.
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