Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire Extremely outside the box names.

Cop I know who worked in the Newton bureau booked several perps whose first names were: Sheet head

A local Chinese family named their son: Conan.

A Paki who’s last name was Hitler! I think he was Muslim, which makes sense as they hate Jews and Islam is an evil religion.

Her name.......nappy beaver fur?

Popped a guy once back in the day for possession and sale of cocaine.

His name? Diarrea. I chit you not. No wonder the poor bastard turned to a life of crime. Had to be pure hell growing up with that name.

Knew a girl in college, Sandy Shore.

Another girl from college, Sue Fitts.





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when in my 20's I had an affinity for girls named after expensive cars.
There was a Lexus and a Porche. Yes they were both fast.

I have a son in law named Blaze.

My now ex-wife worked in a neonatal intensive care unit in Philadelphia. They had a ton of [bleep] Kintes and at least one Atari (mother met father in a video arcade).

They also had to keep a mom from naming her new daughter Gonorrhea (pronounced Go Norea). She'd seen it on her medical chart and thought it sounded like a great name.

I used to announce for the state track meet. I'd "collect" interesting names. Bianca Rockett. Still holds records. Chaquita. Pronounced Sha quit a. A four girl relay team. Lakeisha, Lakeesha, Laquisha, and Laqueesha.
Walter Patons kids, Jerod and Britney, strangely normal.
I've got dozens written down.

Knew a guy while I was in the Navy, named Rich Nickel. His sister was Penny Nickel.
Knew another redneck who had Bobby Joe on his Birth Certificate. Not Robert Joseph.
Girl working at a truck stop was Tifney. I guess they wanted Tiffany spelled phonetically.
GA cop turned truck driver said he arrested a mother and the daughters names were La mon ja low and Or an ja low. When he asked for spelling it was Lemonjello and Orangejello.

A young girl at school was L-A, pronounced Ladasha.

I always wonder where or how blacks come up with these atrocities of names for their kids.
My wife’s mom friend. Who was morbidly obese got knocked up by a black dude. The sons name was J-son

Can't be absolutely certain, but did here of a young lass given the name.............

Formica Dinette

Classic

Fem-ally, ?

When the doctor names an AA baby girl on the birth certificate.

I once had a boss named Guy. He had two brothers Hy, and Ty. Guy named his son Ky. Ky's middle name was briefly Ode, and you guessed it, last name Hunt. At that same time, my roommates name was Thor. He had a brother Lars and two sisters Ingrid and Astrid.

When I was a yout - had a friend named Jed. No big deal right?

His brothers were Ned, Ed and Fred. Dad's name was Virgil. No idea how it ended up like that.

My wife works with a guy whose daughter's name is Azalea.
My neice was going to name her last baby Zinnia if it was a girl.

My son's name is Rowdy. Not too far out there, but not exactly mainstream.

Dave