Watching a commercial on the Tube,

Old woman sitting at the table. Trying to pay bills?

Cuts to a guy in a cave directly under her...
"She dont know it, but she's sitting on a gold mine."


Almost choked trying not to spit my coffee on the floor!


Made me think of my pap. Had to wonder if,
"Her ass is lined with gold and she shìts rubies".
Another line he liked.


Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!