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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Campfire Regular
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Growing up in a family of 4 boys; we always said” FIRST SMELLER IS THE FELLA!” Dad was a long haul independent trucker and was always bringing home stuff. I remember a hundred pound burlap bag of white navy beans from a run to Boston (Boston Baked Beans ?). We created enuff natural gas
to make the EPA do an investigation.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Let me be the first…
When two people are riding in an elevator and one of them farts, both of them know who did it…..
What fresh Hell is this?
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Biden’s momma. Look at what showed up.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Here I sit so broken hearted,
Came to schidt but only _ _ _ _ _ _.
😁😂😂🤣🤣🤣💩🤢
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Campfire Member
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It is said that the adult human passes gas 14 times a day. Here it is only 8:30am and I’ve all ready reached my quota…
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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The hit dog always hollers…
Or…
The dog did it.😁
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Campfire Member
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What difference does it make ? Is knowing who farted gonna make it smell any better ?
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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If history really does repeat itself, it was probably me.
"The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?"
- Wabi-
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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What difference does it make ? Is knowing who farted gonna make it smell any better ? At least you know who to punch in the arm 😊
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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As horse people say "Hoof hearted".
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Fart jokes may be funny, but eye jokes are cornea.
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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Why do I have to press 1, for English?
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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He who smelt it dealt it.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Who farted?? What kind of a question is that?
Who didn't?
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Your voice is different, but your breath’s the same!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Ah, the good old days running PT in the USARMY and passing gas........
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Campfire Tracker
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For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "If a man will not work, he shall not eat."
2 Thessalonians 3:10
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