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I fuuucked up years ago, was gonna scare wifeys cat by shooting under it with a pellet gun. Well, I hit the damn cat, gut shot the bastard. I didn’t have money to take it to the vet, so I killed it, buried it, lied when she ask if I’d done away with her cat. I still feel like schit to this day almost 40 years later. That was so stupid.
Did you tell her?



Hell no, she brings that cat up now and again.
Good grief. Well that’s hard all around.

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Originally Posted by hanco
I fuuucked up years ago, was gonna scare wifeys cat by shooting under it with a pellet gun. Well, I hit the damn cat, gut shot the bastard. I didn’t have money to take it to the vet, so I killed it, buried it, lied when she ask if I’d done away with her cat. I still feel like schit to this day almost 40 years later. That was so stupid.

Buddy killed his with the milk/drano solution. He was having problems with strays fighting his cat and put some out and told the wifey not to let the cat out of the house. We'll, out of habit she did. Guess she forgot. So I guess it was both of their faults...

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The story sounds about right for just about every urban dwelling person I've ever met.


What if Jessie's girl is Stacy's mom, and her phone number is 867-5309
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Originally Posted by MartinStrummer
Use the 3S Rule

Shoot - Shovel - Shut up

Fecal matter occurs.
^^^^^^^this, with emphasis on "shut up "🤫


Then you will know the truth and the truth will set you free.
John 8:32

A lie doesn't become truth; wrong doesn't become right; evil doesn't become good, just because it's accepted by the majority...Rick Warren



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I love cat stories

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Originally Posted by hillestadj
Spoiler alert....none of this happened.


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