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One day, a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter’s birthday. He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the salesperson, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean?" "We have, work out Barbie for $19.95, shopping Barbie for $19.95, beach Barbie for $19.95, disco Barbie for $19.95, astronaut Barbie for $19.95, skater Barbie for $19.95, and divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The slightly miffed salesgirl rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's truck, Ken's house, Ken's fishing boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's dog, Ken's computer, one of Ken's friends, and a key chain made from Ken's testicles."
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Ain't that a kick in the nutts
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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Off hand, Ken is probably the lucky one................
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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One day, a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter’s birthday. He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the salesperson, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean?" "We have, work out Barbie for $19.95, shopping Barbie for $19.95, beach Barbie for $19.95, disco Barbie for $19.95, astronaut Barbie for $19.95, skater Barbie for $19.95, and divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The slightly miffed salesgirl rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's truck, Ken's house, Ken's fishing boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's dog, Ken's computer, one of Ken's friends, and a key chain made from Ken's testicles." 😂 Oh so true. And yet some guys will just jump into the pool again.😩
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I prefer classic.
Semper Fi
I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally
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I ken identify with that!
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You know why there was never a "pregnant Barbie"?
Because Ken always came in another box.
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