Three women go to heaven and meet St Peter at the gate:
St Peter greets them and thanks them for a wonderful life they lead. He told them that there was one very strict rule and that was, "DO NOT STEP ON A DUCK"
There were ducks everywhere and it was difficult not to step on one.
One woman after a day and a half stepped on a duck. St. Peter was there immediately. He told her that she was to be chained to a guy for eternity then he took her to a most ugly man.
A second woman after a a week stepped on a duck. St. Peter was there immediately. He told her that she was to be chained to a guy for eternity then he took her to a man as ugly as the first.
The third woman saw all this and was extremely careful and she lasted a couple of months before St. Peter cam with a most handsome man and chained them together.
She said, "Oh my I wonder what I did to be chained to you?!?"
He replied, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."
Last edited by Bugger; 04/23/23.
