St. Peter meets tham at the gate and tells them that they led the most wonderful life. As a reward they could go back to earth and be anyone they wanted for 6 months.

The first said she wanted to be Sophia Loren. Poof she was gone.

The second said she wanted to be Madona. Poof she was gone.

The third said she wanted to be Sahar Pipin. St. Peter was puzzled, He never heard of Saha Pipin. He looked through the book and didn't see the name. He asked her where she heard of the gal. The nun happed to have a news clipping. St. Peter read it and burst out laughing. He said you misunderstood the news clipping it was about 4,000 men laying the Sahara Pipeline in six months.

Last edited by Bugger; 04/23/23.

I prefer classic.
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I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally