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Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Looks like it may be a HuntTalk day, for you!

Gotta go......trigger time, and all!

TFF!

Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
What day is it, smokepole?

Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
I can't keep track....

Looks like a Metamucil day for you, MIKE.


Yeah, you're always triggered about something.

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Buzz, Buzz, Buzz.....my humble, slightly above average intelligence....has taught me two things.

Whitetails are mostly about intersection points......and elk are about long legs.

You apparently got cheated in both.......with extremely limited intelligence and rather short legs.

Truly sorry!

Originally Posted by BuzzH
Yeah, that was a low blow to wagonhound.

Having Werner chitting down both legs when they show him his first elk really isn't a pleasant thing for an elk guide.


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Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Buzz, Buzz, Buzz.....my humble, slightly above average intelligence....has taught me two things.

Whitetails are mostly about intersection points......and elk are about long legs.

You apparently got cheated in both.......with extremely limited intelligence and rather short legs.

Truly sorry!

Originally Posted by BuzzH
Yeah, that was a low blow to wagonhound.

Having Werner chitting down both legs when they show him his first elk really isn't a pleasant thing for an elk guide.

How about hang a single photo of your best bull...I don't believe you've ever shot anything but your mouth. Come on wormser put me in my place. How about just a picture with you and a bull you've shot in the last 5 years?

Hilarious...waiting.

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Buzzy Boy.........don't you seriously remember me?

Esterbrook Road........up by Friend Park, years ago.....month of May.

You did your short-man, puffed-chest thingy.....great entertainment.

You had a young lady with.......I winked at her.

You told us guns had to be in cases.....in Wyoming.

TFF!

You were like a portly Barnie Fife.

Originally Posted by BuzzH
How about hang a single photo of your best bull...I don't believe you've ever shot anything but your mouth. Come on wormser put me in my place. How about just a picture with you and a bull you've shot in the last 5 years?

Hilarious...waiting.


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Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Buzzy Boy.........don't you seriously remember me?

Esterbrook Road........up by Friend Park, years ago.....month of May.

You did your short-man, puffed-chest thingy.....friggin' hilarious.

You had a young lady with.......I winked at her.

You told us guns had to be in cases.....in Wyoming.

TFF!

You were like a portly Barnie Fife.

Originally Posted by BuzzH
How about hang a single photo of your best bull...I don't believe you've ever shot anything but your mouth. Come on wormser put me in my place. How about just a picture with you and a bull you've shot in the last 5 years?

Hilarious...waiting.

Any other pure bullchit you feel like lying about wormser.

Like you ever killing an elk for instance.

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Werner

Looks like you're good at "farming" the taxpayers and .gov.

Too bad you still can't kill an elk.

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When did I change my middle name to Joseph?

Wow.......hope those checks arrive soon. Gotta remember to sign them Michael J Werner.

Government checks!!! Now I know how Buzz feels.

Hope there's enough to play the lottery.


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So you've never been in uniform.....on Esterbrook Road?

Your opinion on popping prairie dogs is nothing compared to your disdain for tall guys hiking around the mountains.....shooting Rockchucks, on your public land.

Originally Posted by BuzzH
Any other pure bullchit you feel like lying about wormser.

Like you ever killing an elk for instance.


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For future reference.

Originally Posted by BuzzH
Werner

Looks like you're good at "farming" the taxpayers and .gov.

Too bad you still can't kill an elk.


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Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
So you've never been in uniform.....on Esterbrook Road?

Your opinion on popping prairie dogs is nothing compared to your disdain for tall guys hiking around the mountains.....shooting Rockchucks, on your public land.

Originally Posted by BuzzH
Any other pure bullchit you feel like lying about wormser.

Like you ever killing an elk for instance.

For starters I never have worn a uniform, and secondly the only time I'm on esterbrook road I have a dead elk in the back of the truck.

I'm not out there in May shooting prairie dogs and rock chucks...which if it's like your "elk hunting"...I'm doubtful you shoot a single one.

Carry on with your "farming"...about on par with your "elk hunting"

Hard to say which is the bigger joke.

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Shoot one. The other will go home quietly.


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Buzz.......if you are going all-out stalker.....we can give you the name of an old girlfriend. You could learn accuracy in identity, anyway.

Come to think of it......she may be watching me here, now. I will attempt to conjure her up for you.

Darlin'.......while I do treasure those times at the disco hall.....I got married 38 years ago and have decided to move on.

If you would.....could you help poor Buzz out with his stalking skill set? Compared to you, Buzz is third grade level. Plus, his actual education is 3rd grade level. Coincidence?


That's the best I can do, Buzz. Don't get too close to her.

Originally Posted by BuzzH
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
So you've never been in uniform.....on Esterbrook Road?

Your opinion on popping prairie dogs is nothing compared to your disdain for tall guys hiking around the mountains.....shooting Rockchucks, on your public land.

Originally Posted by BuzzH
Any other pure bullchit you feel like lying about wormser.

Like you ever killing an elk for instance.

For starters I never have worn a uniform, and secondly the only time I'm on esterbrook road I have a dead elk in the back of the truck.

I'm not out there in May shooting prairie dogs and rock chucks...which if it's like your "elk hunting"...I'm doubtful you shoot a single one.

Carry on with your "farming"...about on par with your "elk hunting"

Hard to say which is the bigger joke.


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WAM.......if I have to respond to every post.....I'll get fired from retirement.

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Shoot one. The other will go home quietly.


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Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Buzz.......if you are going all-out stalker.....we can give you the name of an old girlfriend. You could learn accuracy in identity, anyway.

Come to think of it......she may be watching me here, now. I will attempt to conjure her up for you.

Darlin'.......while I do treasure those times at the disco hall.....I got married 38 years ago and have decided to move on.

If you would.....could you help poor Buzz out with his stalking skill set? Compared to you, Buzz is third grade level. Plus, his actual education is 3rd grade level. Coincidence?


That's the best I can do, Buzz. Don't get too close to her.

Originally Posted by BuzzH
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
So you've never been in uniform.....on Esterbrook Road?

Your opinion on popping prairie dogs is nothing compared to your disdain for tall guys hiking around the mountains.....shooting Rockchucks, on your public land.

Originally Posted by BuzzH
Any other pure bullchit you feel like lying about wormser.

Like you ever killing an elk for instance.

For starters I never have worn a uniform, and secondly the only time I'm on esterbrook road I have a dead elk in the back of the truck.

I'm not out there in May shooting prairie dogs and rock chucks...which if it's like your "elk hunting"...I'm doubtful you shoot a single one.

Carry on with your "farming"...about on par with your "elk hunting"

Hard to say which is the bigger joke.

Disco hall?

Go change your depends, slam an ensure, and be careful you don't break a hip.

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Michael Joseph Werner.........you can call me Sippy Cup Joe.......you should like that, being a big-government employee and native.

TFF!

Originally Posted by BuzzH
Disco hall?

Go change your depends, slam an ensure, and be careful you don't break a hip.


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Originally Posted by BuzzH
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Buzz.......if you are going all-out stalker.....we can give you the name of an old girlfriend. You could learn accuracy in identity, anyway.

Come to think of it......she may be watching me here, now. I will attempt to conjure her up for you.

Darlin'.......while I do treasure those times at the disco hall.....I got married 38 years ago and have decided to move on.

If you would.....could you help poor Buzz out with his stalking skill set? Compared to you, Buzz is third grade level. Plus, his actual education is 3rd grade level. Coincidence?


That's the best I can do, Buzz. Don't get too close to her.

Originally Posted by BuzzH
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
So you've never been in uniform.....on Esterbrook Road?

Your opinion on popping prairie dogs is nothing compared to your disdain for tall guys hiking around the mountains.....shooting Rockchucks, on your public land.

Originally Posted by BuzzH
Any other pure bullchit you feel like lying about wormser.

Like you ever killing an elk for instance.

For starters I never have worn a uniform, and secondly the only time I'm on esterbrook road I have a dead elk in the back of the truck.

I'm not out there in May shooting prairie dogs and rock chucks...which if it's like your "elk hunting"...I'm doubtful you shoot a single one.

Carry on with your "farming"...about on par with your "elk hunting"

Hard to say which is the bigger joke.

Disco hall?

Go change your depends, slam an ensure, and be careful you don't break a hip.
Hey buzzy we didn’t finish our rush convo care to continue ?

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Originally Posted by earlybrd
Originally Posted by BuzzH
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Buzz.......if you are going all-out stalker.....we can give you the name of an old girlfriend. You could learn accuracy in identity, anyway.

Come to think of it......she may be watching me here, now. I will attempt to conjure her up for you.

Darlin'.......while I do treasure those times at the disco hall.....I got married 38 years ago and have decided to move on.

If you would.....could you help poor Buzz out with his stalking skill set? Compared to you, Buzz is third grade level. Plus, his actual education is 3rd grade level. Coincidence?


That's the best I can do, Buzz. Don't get too close to her.

Originally Posted by BuzzH
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
So you've never been in uniform.....on Esterbrook Road?

Your opinion on popping prairie dogs is nothing compared to your disdain for tall guys hiking around the mountains.....shooting Rockchucks, on your public land.

Originally Posted by BuzzH
Any other pure bullchit you feel like lying about wormser.

Like you ever killing an elk for instance.

For starters I never have worn a uniform, and secondly the only time I'm on esterbrook road I have a dead elk in the back of the truck.

I'm not out there in May shooting prairie dogs and rock chucks...which if it's like your "elk hunting"...I'm doubtful you shoot a single one.

Carry on with your "farming"...about on par with your "elk hunting"

Hard to say which is the bigger joke.

Disco hall?

Go change your depends, slam an ensure, and be careful you don't break a hip.
Hey buzzy we didn’t finish our rush convo care to continue ?

Meh, you ran out of whitetail pictures before you hit the klan rally...

You had zero elk pics, no wild sheep, a scroungy bear, and babbled something about over sized grouse.

Boring.

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Originally Posted by BuzzH
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Originally Posted by BuzzH
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Buzz.......if you are going all-out stalker.....we can give you the name of an old girlfriend. You could learn accuracy in identity, anyway.

Come to think of it......she may be watching me here, now. I will attempt to conjure her up for you.

Darlin'.......while I do treasure those times at the disco hall.....I got married 38 years ago and have decided to move on.

If you would.....could you help poor Buzz out with his stalking skill set? Compared to you, Buzz is third grade level. Plus, his actual education is 3rd grade level. Coincidence?


That's the best I can do, Buzz. Don't get too close to her.

Originally Posted by BuzzH
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
So you've never been in uniform.....on Esterbrook Road?

Your opinion on popping prairie dogs is nothing compared to your disdain for tall guys hiking around the mountains.....shooting Rockchucks, on your public land.

Originally Posted by BuzzH
Any other pure bullchit you feel like lying about wormser.

Like you ever killing an elk for instance.

For starters I never have worn a uniform, and secondly the only time I'm on esterbrook road I have a dead elk in the back of the truck.

I'm not out there in May shooting prairie dogs and rock chucks...which if it's like your "elk hunting"...I'm doubtful you shoot a single one.

Carry on with your "farming"...about on par with your "elk hunting"

Hard to say which is the bigger joke.

Disco hall?

Go change your depends, slam an ensure, and be careful you don't break a hip.
Hey buzzy we didn’t finish our rush convo care to continue ?

Meh, you ran out of whitetail pictures before you hit the klan rally...

You had zero elk pics, no wild sheep, a scroungy bear, and babbled something about over sized grouse.

Boring.
We ain’t done yet son I left you some crickets where we left off🤣

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Originally Posted by earlybrd
Originally Posted by BuzzH
Originally Posted by earlybrd
Originally Posted by BuzzH
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
Buzz.......if you are going all-out stalker.....we can give you the name of an old girlfriend. You could learn accuracy in identity, anyway.

Come to think of it......she may be watching me here, now. I will attempt to conjure her up for you.

Darlin'.......while I do treasure those times at the disco hall.....I got married 38 years ago and have decided to move on.

If you would.....could you help poor Buzz out with his stalking skill set? Compared to you, Buzz is third grade level. Plus, his actual education is 3rd grade level. Coincidence?


That's the best I can do, Buzz. Don't get too close to her.

Originally Posted by BuzzH
Originally Posted by MIKEWERNER
So you've never been in uniform.....on Esterbrook Road?

Your opinion on popping prairie dogs is nothing compared to your disdain for tall guys hiking around the mountains.....shooting Rockchucks, on your public land.

Originally Posted by BuzzH
Any other pure bullchit you feel like lying about wormser.

Like you ever killing an elk for instance.

For starters I never have worn a uniform, and secondly the only time I'm on esterbrook road I have a dead elk in the back of the truck.

I'm not out there in May shooting prairie dogs and rock chucks...which if it's like your "elk hunting"...I'm doubtful you shoot a single one.

Carry on with your "farming"...about on par with your "elk hunting"

Hard to say which is the bigger joke.

Disco hall?

Go change your depends, slam an ensure, and be careful you don't break a hip.
Hey buzzy we didn’t finish our rush convo care to continue ?

Meh, you ran out of whitetail pictures before you hit the klan rally...

You had zero elk pics, no wild sheep, a scroungy bear, and babbled something about over sized grouse.

Boring.
We ain’t done yet son I left you some crickets where we left off🤣

You were done before you started.

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